The Simpsons (TV Series)

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (1991)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• Marge : Hmm, there is that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street.

  Bart : Sushi? Hey, maybe this is just one of those things you hear on the playground, but isn't that raw fish?

  Lisa : As usual, the playground has the facts right, but misses the point entirely.

• Marge Simpson : I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer. It's called "To a Husband".

  Homer Simpson : Okay, okay.

  Marge Simpson : The blackened clouds are forming.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, give me a break, Marge.

  Marge Simpson : Soon the rain will fall. My dear one is departing. But first, please heed this call. That always will I love you, my one, my love, my all.

  Homer Simpson : That was beautiful.

  [they hold hands and kiss] 

• Lisa : [sighs]  Thursday, meatloaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.

  Homer : What are you getting at?

  Lisa : Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to...

  Homer : What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!

  [he squirts the ketchup bottle onto his meatloaf, which makes a farting noise. Bart laughs] 

  Homer : Shut up, boy.

  Marge : Well, maybe Lisa's right. Tomorrow night it might be nice to go out for dinner.

  Homer : Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge! We haven't missed pork chop night since the great big scare in '87!

  Lisa : [sighs]  Friday night, pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone in God's library somewhere up in heaven...

  Homer : OK, OK, OK. Where do you want to go?

  Lisa : Anywhere but hamburgers, pizza or fried chicken!

  Homer : Fine, we'll go to Mars!