The Simpsons (TV Series)

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (1991)

Sab Shimono: Master Chef

Quotes 

• Master Chef : No, no, no! Toshiro, this squid looks like it's been hacked by a blind woodsman! Hang your head in shame.

  [Toshiro does as he's told] 

• [Homer has ordered Fugu fish, which is poisonous and potentially fatal if sliced improperly. The apprentice chef Toshiro goes to get the master chef, who is currently in the back seat of his car making out with Mrs. Krabappel] 

  Toshiro : Master, you are needed in the kitchen.

  Master Chef : I said cover for me, damn it!

  Toshiro : But master, we need your skilled hands.

  Master Chef : My skilled hands are busy! You do it!