The Simpsons (TV Series)
Radio Bart (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Teen in Commercial, Board Chairman in Commercial, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Jake the Barber, Wall E. Weasel, Signor Beaverotti, Santa's Little Helper, Groundskeeper Willie, Cop, Falconer, Channel 6 News Announcer, Mayor Quimby
Quotes
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Kent Brockman : The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
Homer : It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy. He was an accident!
Marge Simpson : Homer!
Homer : Uh, could you edit that last part out?
Kent Brockman : Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast.
Homer : D'oh!
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[Sting is helping in the digging effort to rescue Bart. As he digs, he sighs with exhaustion]
Marge Simpson : Sting, you really should rest. You'll wear yourself out.
Sting : Not while one of my fans needs me!
Marge Simpson : Actually, I've never heard Bart listen to one of your albums...
Homer : Shh, Marge! He's a good digger!
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[while digging a mine shaft to rescue Bart from a well]
Apu : [gasp] The canary.
Groundskeeper Willie : GAS. OUT OF THE HOLE.
[everyone runs out yelling; above ground, Dr. Hibbert examines the canary]
Dr. Hibbert : Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes.
Groundskeeper Willie : BACK IN THE HOLE.
[everyone runs back in, yelling]
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Sting : [singing] There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.
Sideshow Mel : [singing] Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing...
Rainier Wolfcastle : [singing] We go on TV and sing, sing, sing!
Celebrity singers : [singing] And we're sending our love down the well...
Krusty the Clown : [singing] All the way down!
Celebrity singers : [singing] We're sending our love down the well...
Krusty the Clown : [singing] Down that well!
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Kent Brockman : [Interviewing Krusty about the ''We're Sending Our Love down the Well" video] Krusty, what are your plans for the royalties?
Krusty the Clown : We got to pay for promotion, shipping, distribution. You know, those limos out back aren't free. Whatever's left, we throw down the well.
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Homer : Hey, boy, how's the microphone workin'?
Bart Simpson : Fine.
[he replies apathetically, moving out of the way of the window where the microphone in the box is being used to prop the window open]
Homer : Bart! I would love to get a present like that!
Bart Simpson : Here, you go - enjoy!
[handing the box to Homer]
Homer : D'oh!
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Bart Simpson : [at the barber shop, getting a shave] Digital audio tape, my butt! When I was a kid, we had compact discs, and I don't recall no one complaining.
Jake the Barber : Damn right.
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Homer : Bart, I bet you think nothing's gonna top that cactus. Well, check out my present.
Bart Simpson : Next.
[tosses the gift apathetically after unwrapping it]
Marge Simpson : Bart, be polite.
Bart Simpson : Next please.
[apathetically]