The Simpsons (TV Series)
Rosebud (1993)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier
Quotes
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[Homer sits down in the middle of the night to eat cheese]
Homer : Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American Cheese...
[begins eating]
Homer : ...sixty-four... sixty-three...
[morning comes, Homer is still eating]
Homer : Two... one...
[Marge walks in]
Marge : Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer : I think I'm blind.
[Mr. Burns and Smithers, who are using suction cups, fall off the kitchen roof in front of Homer and Marge, having spent all night watching Homer]
Marge : [gasps]
Homer : What...?
Mr. Burns : Good day to you.
[he and Smithers quickly leave]
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Mr. Burns : [after Homer refused to give up Bobo] As you can see, Simpson, I've taken all 78 channels and you won't see any of your favorite shows again until you give in!
Otto : Whoa, that bites.
Patty Bouvier : Holy crap!
[Homer gasps]
Mr. Burns : What's that you say? You can live without television as long as you have beer?
Homer : [defiantly] That's right.
Mr. Burns : Wrong. All beer trucks heading towards Springfield have been diverted. This town will be as dry as a bone! And if the rest of you beer-swilling tube jockeys out there have a problem with this, talk to Homer Simpson.
[laughs maniacally; the doorbell rings and Homer answers the door, seeing Barney brandishing a revolver]
Barney Gumble : Homer, give him what he wants!
Homer : Oh, Barney, leave me alone.
Barney Gumble : Whoops!
[the gun discharges, breaking a window and causing a woman to scream in horror; as police sirens are heard]
Barney Gumble : Uh-oh.