The Simpsons (TV Series)
Rosebud (1993)
Harry Shearer: Smithers, Mr. Burns, Clifford Burns, Ned Flanders, George H. W. Bush, Audience Member #1, Adolf Hitler, Ice Gatherer #2, Kent Brockman, Recording Studio Technician, Man Looking at Homer #1, Lenny, Otto, Jasper, Dr. Hibbert, Principal Skinner
Quotes
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Smithers : Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are going to go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.
Mr. Burns : Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
Joey Ramone : I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Johnny Ramone : Hey, up yours, Springfield!
Joey Ramone : One, two, three, four!
[the Ramones start playing a tune and singing "Happy Birthday"]
Joey Ramone : Happy birthday to you!
Johnny Ramone , Christopher Ward : Happy birthday!
Joey Ramone : Happy birthday to you!
Johnny Ramone , Christopher Ward : Happy birthday!
Joey Ramone : Happy birthday, Burnsey! Happy birthday...
Joey Ramone , Johnny Ramone , Christopher Ward : ...to you!
Christopher Ward : Go to hell, you old bastard!
Marky Ramone : Hey, I think they liked us.
Mr. Burns : Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers : But sir, those aren't the...
Mr. Burns : Do as I say!
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[Homer sits down in the middle of the night to eat cheese]
Homer : Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American Cheese...
[begins eating]
Homer : ...sixty-four... sixty-three...
[morning comes, Homer is still eating]
Homer : Two... one...
[Marge walks in]
Marge : Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer : I think I'm blind.
[Mr. Burns and Smithers, who are using suction cups, fall off the kitchen roof in front of Homer and Marge, having spent all night watching Homer]
Marge : [gasps]
Homer : What...?
Mr. Burns : Good day to you.
[he and Smithers quickly leave]
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Smithers : Look at all the wonderful things you have, Mr. Burns: King Arthur's Excalibur, the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain, and that rare first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it.
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[as the line files into Burns's birthday party, the people passing the guard include Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and then...]
Security Guard : [grabs George Bush] Hey! No one-termers.
[he shoves Bush out of line]
Jimmy Carter : You too, huh? Hey, I know a good yogurt place.
George H. W. Bush : Get away from me, loser.
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Homer : Here's an impression of Mr. Burn that you might find... a little... cheeky.
[the crowd gasps as Homer pulls his pants down with a crudely drawn face on his rear end]
Homer : I'm Mr. Burns Blah Blah Blah. Do this do that Blah Blah Blah. I think I'm so big Blah Blah Blah.
Mr. Burns : DESTROY HIM!
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Clifford Burns : Oh well. At least we still have his little brother George.
George Burns : [singing] Buh-buh-buh. Oh the sunshine's bright on my old Kentucky home. Buh-buh-buh.
[Ends singing]
George Burns : Trust me, it'll be funny when I'm an old man.
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Mr. Burns : [after Homer refused to give up Bobo] As you can see, Simpson, I've taken all 78 channels and you won't see any of your favorite shows again until you give in!
Otto : Whoa, that bites.
Patty Bouvier : Holy crap!
[Homer gasps]
Mr. Burns : What's that you say? You can live without television as long as you have beer?
Homer : [defiantly] That's right.
Mr. Burns : Wrong. All beer trucks heading towards Springfield have been diverted. This town will be as dry as a bone! And if the rest of you beer-swilling tube jockeys out there have a problem with this, talk to Homer Simpson.
[laughs maniacally; the doorbell rings and Homer answers the door, seeing Barney brandishing a revolver]
Barney Gumble : Homer, give him what he wants!
Homer : Oh, Barney, leave me alone.
Barney Gumble : Whoops!
[the gun discharges, breaking a window and causing a woman to scream in horror; as police sirens are heard]
Barney Gumble : Uh-oh.
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Adolf Hitler : [to Bobo for his downfall of World War II] This is all YOUR fault!
[Tosses Bobo away]
