The Simpsons (TV Series)

Separate Vocations (1992)

Maggie Roswell: Miss Hoover, Mrs. Winfield

Quotes 

• Janey : Well, that was a waste of time.

  Lisa : Janey, school is never a waste of time.

  Elizabeth Hoover : Class, since we have fifteen minutes until recess, please put your pencils down and stare at the front of the room.

• Miss Hoover : Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles.

  Lisa : Shove it.

• Miss Hoover : Lisa, what nineteenth-century figure was nick-named "Old Hickory"?

  Lisa : I don't know... you?

  Miss Hoover : Lisa, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the answer is...

  [flips to the answers in the back of her teacher's edition study book] 

  Miss Hoover : The Battle of New Orleans. I mean, Andrew Jackson.

  Lisa : Well, you're earning your eighteen grand a year.