The Simpsons (TV Series)
Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (1995)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : [Unbeknownst to Lisa, Bart is not wearing any underwear] Ahhh! Free and easy, Lis'! There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.
Lisa Simpson : Huh? Bart we need to get out of here! Mom and Dad are probably worried sick!
[She hears someone approaching]
Lisa Simpson : Shh! Hide!
[Both her and Bart leap into a nearby bush as the Colonel and his aide walk past]
Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap : You know what really frosts my Kelvinator? That coward is still laughing at us from his damn hidey-hole.
Private : I'd rather take an order from Bill Clinton than have to listen to that guy's snooty, high-toned voice again, sir!
Lisa Simpson : [after the Colonel is gone] ... High toned voice... Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
[Lisa runs to Bob's hideout, with Bart following]
Lisa Simpson : When Bob was on the TV earlier, his voice was higher that normal, and what makes your voice high?
Bart Simpson : Tight, binding underwear?
Lisa Simpson : Helium! Sideshow Bob is in the Duff blimp!
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[Bart isn't wearing underwear]
Bart Simpson : Free and easy, Lis. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.
Lisa : What are you talking about?