The Simpsons (TV Series)

Simpson Tide (1998)

Michael Carrington: Drill Sergeant

Quotes 

• Drill Sergeant : Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.

  Homer : I like you.

  Drill Sergeant : Well, I don't like you.

  Homer : Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.

• Homer : [while in recruit training, he is tying a knot]  There. The perfect sheepshank.

  Drill Sergeant : Very nice, Simpson. But next time, tie the other end to the ship!

  Homer : [a vessel goes down a waterfall; the crew scream as they plummet]  Ohh!