The Simpsons (TV Series)

Summer of 4'2" (1996)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Erin : Hey, I like your hat.

  Lisa : [thinking]  A compliment! Scanning for sarcasm... it's clean! Go!

• Marge : Say bye bye to our house, Maggie! Bye bye tree!

  Homer Simpson : Bye bye, work!

  Bart : Bye bye, toothbrush

  Lisa : Bye bye, Lisa Simpson

• Marge : I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.

  Lisa : Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.

• Marge : Isn't this fun, Lisa?

  Lisa : It must be exciting to make a whole different set of beds.

  Marge : I know you're joking, but it is!

• Homer : [picking up Lisa's empty suitcase]  Hmm, somebody's traveling light!

  Lisa : Meh, maybe you're getting stronger.

  Homer : Well, I have been eating more.

• Lisa : [to herself]  Okay, okay calm down, it was just a bird, you don't control the birds, you will someday but not today.

• Marge : And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there? Well, it sounds great. Bart you can call Milhouse. Lise, you can invite a friend too.

  Lisa : Great a friend! Or some girl I know... I don't know... stuffed animal?

• Bart : [after Bart exposes Lisa as a nerd to her friends]  Hey, Lise. I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough but it did teach you a lesson. It's important to be yourself.

  Lisa : [grabbing him by the shirt, through clenched teeth]  I know EXACTLY who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, MEAN little sneak! You cost me my only friends! You've ruined my life!

• Marge : Well, did you call one of your friends?

  Lisa : Friends? Huh! These are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

  Marge : Girls Lisa. Boys kiss girls.

• Homer Simpson : And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there? Well, it sounds great. Bart, you can invite Milhouse.

  Marge : Lisa, you can bring a friend too.

  Lisa : Hey, great! A friend-

  [mumbling] 

  Lisa : or a companion or- I don't know- a stuffed animal.

• Marge : Isn't this fun, honey?

  Lisa : It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.

  Marge : I know you're joking... But it is!