- Cowboy Bob: [showing Homer an extremely used RV] Mr. Simpson, you'll never own a better RV than this; and I don't mean that in a good way. This is it for you, buddy; this is the best you can afford.
- [reporting on video footage from the woods describing Homer as "Bigfoot"]
- Newscaster: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most of all, its indescribable stench.
- Lisa Simpson: Remember, Dad. The handle of the big dipper points to the north star.
- Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.
- Homer: [to Bart after he comes out of the bushes with animals all over him] Get 'em off me!... GET 'EM OFF ME!
- Cowboy Bob: [an alarm goes off, alerting Cowboy Bob that Homer's credit rating is not so good] Mr. Simpson, I'm afraid that you couldn't pay for this if you lived for a million years.
- Homer Simpson: How can you afford something like that? I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $ 27 more a week than I do.
- Ned Flanders: It's simple, Simpson: credit!