The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Front (1993)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : An invitation to our high school reunion! Gee, that's odd, they didn't send one to you.

  Homer's Brain : This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

  Homer : Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

  Marge Simpson : Oh my God!

  Homer's Brain : No, the other secret.

  Homer : Marge, I never graduated from high school.

  Marge Simpson : Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.

• Marge Simpson : Hello, Principal Dondelinger.

  Principal Dondelinger : Oh, Marge Bouvier, it's so good to see you. Sorry, sir. We're not letting vagrants sleep in the gym tonight, but we will be putting some scraps by the back door.

  Homer : D'oh!

  Principal Dondelinger : Oh, it's you, Simpson.

  [shaking his head] 

  Principal Dondelinger : Yeech.

• Marge Simpson : Time to go to the reunion.

  Homer : It'll be great to see the old gang again. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.

  Marge Simpson : That was "Happy Days".

  Homer : No, they weren't all happy days. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad, Tom Bosley, had to get it back.

• Artie Ziff : Hello, Marge. Have you heard? I'm stinking rich.

  [sticking the head of his cane in Homer's face] 

  Artie Ziff : Jealous?

  Homer : I'll bet you'd trade it all for one night with my wife.

  Artie Ziff : I would.

  Homer : [considering it]  Hmm!

  Marge Simpson : Homer!

• Homer : I never passed Remedial Science 1A.

  Marge Simpson : And you're a nuclear technician?

  Homer : Marge, ixnay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.

  Marge Simpson : What did you say?

  Homer : [ashamed]  I don't know. I flunked Latin, too.

• Homer : Marge, I passed!

  Marge Simpson : That's wonderful, Homie.

  Homer : At our next high school reunion, I'll have nothing to be ashamed of.

  [flashforward to their 50th reunion in 2024] 

  Homer : Hello, Dondalinger.

  Principal Dondelinger : Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?

  Homer : [Marge face-palms in embarrassment]  D'oh!