The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Front (1993)

Doris Grau: Roxie

Quotes 

• Roxie : Sir, a Lisa and Bart Simpson sent you a script.

  Roger Meyers Jr. : Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  [reading the accompanying note] 

  Roger Meyers Jr. : "Dear, Mr. Meyers. My brother and I watch your show. You should be proud that children everywhere..." blah, blah, blah, bling-bling-bling, blah.

  [crumpling it up] 

  Roger Meyers Jr. : Hey, egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard".

  Writer #1 : [singing]  Fair, Harvard, I...

  [Meyers throws the note into his mouth] 

  Writer #1 : [taking it out]  You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

  Roger Meyers Jr. : Here's a witty rejoinder for ya!

  [he throws his nameplate at the writer, which hits him in the forehead] 

• Roxie : Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?

  Grampa : Itchy and what? Ah, you must be some kind of crazy person.

  Roxie : I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.

  Grampa : That's right. I did the Iggy.