The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Frying Game (2002)
Harry Shearer: Lenny, Judge Snyder, Montgomery Burns, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Reverend Lovejoy, Otto
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Thank you for coming to comfort us. Even though we're not Catholic.
Catholic Priest : Oh, dear, dear, dear. I hope you have a nice stay in Hell, then.
[Walks serenely away]
Reverend Lovejoy : Nice dress!
Catholic Priest : Oh, why don't you go home and have sex with your wife?
Reverend Lovejoy : Bring it on!
[They start fighting]
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Homer : [accidentally squishing the screamapillar] Oh, no! I crushed that horrible bug. What should I do?
[his shoulder devil appears]
Homer : Bury it quickly, before anyone finds out.
[his shoulder angel appears]
Homer : Ooh, I'm gonna tell.
[devil]
Homer : The hell you will!
[he throws his trident at the angel, killing him]
Homer : Now we're in it together. There's no going back.
[he and Homer high-five]
Homer : Yeah!
[as Homer buries the animal, a helicopter appears]
EPA Man : Stop what you're doing. Why don't I hear any screaming?
Homer : Uh, he's sleeping.
EPA Man : Then why don't I hear any sleep screams?
Homer : Well, uh, the thing about that is, uh...
[muffled screaming from the hole]
Homer : Whoo-hoo! He's alive!
[chuckling]
Homer : Now you can't punish me.
Judge Snyder : [in court] Homer Simpson, for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery, I sentence you to 200 hours of community service.
Homer : D'oh!
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Homer : Guys, I just ordered my wife the greatest anniversary present. A koi pond.
Carl : A koi pond?
Moe : Yeah, a meditative lily pond with, big, beautiful fish that fry up really good.
Carl : Oh, that's the perfect gift.
Lenny : Yeah, you don't even have to feed the fish 'cause squirrels drown in it.
Carl : You got this husband thing down, Homer.
Lenny : Yeah, you must be some kind of marriage super-genius. How about a few tips?
Homer : Certainly, Lenford. Make every day a celebration of your love. Surprise her with a pasta salad. Put a mini-beret on your wang.
Lenny : [taking notes] Ooh, this stuff is gold.
Carl : Happy marriage, here I come.
Moe : Hmm. This will really help with my speed dating.
[leaving, then coming back a moment later]
Moe : I got 400 "nos".