"The Simpsons" The Homer They Fall (TV Episode 1996) - Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson

Marge Simpson : Homer, you don't know how to box, you're 38 years old, and you haven't gotten any exercise since grade school. Of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle. Before you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.

Homer Simpson : No problemo.

[kisses her and walks off]

Marge Simpson : [realizes] A competent doctor!

Homer Simpson : D'oh!
Dr. Hibbert : [examining Homer] Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.

Marge Simpson : That's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks.
Homer Simpson : I'll make a fortune for one night's work! We can have all the things we always dreamed of: a snooty butler, carpeted carports, those blue cupcakes they sell sometimes...

Marge Simpson : But you'll get killed!

Homer Simpson : Marge! Will you let me finish? Plug-in room deodorizers, front and rear spoilers for the car...
Marge Simpson : Night vision goggles? A bathroom scale from a soviet sub? A suede briefcase case? Anyone who needs this kind of status symbol must have some terrible emotional problems.

Homer Simpson : [gasping] Marge, look! "The world's best jacket." If I had this, it would show everybody!

[vengefully]

Homer Simpson : Show everybody...!

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson