The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Homer They Fall (1996)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney

Quotes 

• Jimbo Jones : Hey Simpson, wanna trade belts?

  Bart : Well, not really, 'cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.

  Kearney Zzyzwicz : Hey dude, he's ragging on your cord.

  Jimbo Jones : Get him!

• Comic Book Guy : Yes, finally, I would like to return your quote-unquote "ultimate" belt.

  Clerk : I see. Do you have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?

  Comic Book Guy : No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt.

  Clerk : Whoa, whoa, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies...

  Comic Book Guy : Hey, I... oh.

  Clerk : Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but, ah, no receipt, no return.

  Bart : I'll give you four bucks for it.

  Comic Book Guy : Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.