The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Last Temptation of Krusty (1998)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Steven Wright : I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.
[the entire audience, except Homer, laughs]
Homer Simpson : I don't get it.
Lisa Simpson : Dad, the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary.
Homer Simpson : I still don't get it.
Lisa Simpson : It's just a joke.
Homer Simpson : Oh, I get it! I get jokes!
[laughs]
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Homer Simpson : [burning his money] Take that, you greedy fat cats! Marge, give me your purse!
Marge Simpson : [quickly to Lisa] Here's $42. It's everything I have. Run home and bury it in the yard!
Lisa Simpson : [taking the money] I love you, mom.