The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (1997)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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[the Simpsons pass a literature class at the academy]
Cadet in Poetry Class : Truth is beauty, beauty truth, sir!
Lisa : They're discussing poetry! Oh, they never do that at my school.
Poetry Instructor : But the truth can be harsh and disturbing! How can that be considered beautiful?
Marge Simpson : Well, they sure sucked the fun out of that poem.
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Marge Simpson : [after Bart's prank] Now, about your punishment, young man.
Bart Simpson : I know. I'll go to my room and think about what I did.
Homer Simpson : Oh, no. Your room is full of toys. You're going to, uh... the garage.
Bart Simpson : [unbothered] You're the boss.
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Marge Simpson : Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
The Commandant : Fortunately, we've had a couple of recent freak-outs, so that freed up a couple of bunks.
Bart Simpson : "Freak-outs?"
Homer Simpson : If, uh, that happens, are we still charged for the entire semester?
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[Bart's latest prank has shattered windows all over the city]
Homer Simpson : [shouting] You've really done it this time, Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!
Lisa : [shouting] When do you expect the ringing will stop?
Chief Wiggum : [checking his watch, shouting] In about ten to fifteen seconds!
Marge Simpson : [shouting] I certainly hope-!
[ringing stops]
Marge Simpson : -so!
[covers her mouth, embarrassed; normal voice]
Marge Simpson : That's better.
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Homer Simpson : Son, for the last time, you're staying at military school!
Lisa : And so am I.
[the family gasps]
Lisa : This school has everything I ever wanted.
Marge Simpson : Lisa, no! This place is just a jail for children.
Bart Simpson : No jail can hold me!
[he runs away; with a chirp, a Jeep driven by MPs passes with him in the back seat]
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The Commandant : In our 185 years, we have never had a female cadet. Oh, but that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists. Welcome aboard.
Marge Simpson : Lisa, if you ever want to quit and come home, I'll be here in half a jif.
Bart Simpson : I wanna quit and come home.
[cut to Homer and Marge preparing to leave]
Bart Simpson : I wanna quit and come home.
Marge Simpson : Oh, honey, I heard you the first time.