The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (1997)
Harry Shearer: Sand Movie Narrator, Adlai Stevenson, Principal Skinner, Jasper
Quotes
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[Bart is shipped off to military school]
Mrs. Krabappel : [pouring champagne] You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don't know what to say.
Principal Skinner : Edna, your tears say more than words ever could.
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Orderly : [answering a phone call] Simpson.
Grampa Simpson : Hot diggity! I don't care if it's bad news.
Lisa : Oh, Grampa, you're not busy, are you?
Grampa Simpson : Well, you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Byrd had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges.
[later]
Grampa Simpson : And I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning, I resigned my commission in the Coast Guard. The next thing I heard, there was civil war in Spain.
[even later]
Grampa Simpson : And that's everything that happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call.
Lisa : Uh-huh. So, anything else you wanna talk about?
Grampa Simpson : Oh, I'm afraid I'd just be repeating myself, honey. Anyway, other people need to use the phone.
Jasper : [the other retirees express their disinterest] Mm-mm. I've already talked to her for twenty damn minutes.
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Lisa : It's not my nature to complain, but so far today, we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.
Principal Skinner : Of course, we can make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.