The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Springfield Files (1997)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Alien : I bring you love.
Lenny : It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
Carl : Break its legs.
[everyone starts to advance on the alien]
Lisa : Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien.
[Shines torch on alien to reveal Mr. Burns in a twisted and disoriented state]
Mr. Burns : [in a high-toned voice] Hello, children. I bring you love.
Willy : Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it!
Smithers : It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!
Willy : Aww, it's Mr. Burns! KILL IT! KILL IT!
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Lisa : All right! It's time for ABC's "TGIF" line-up!
Bart Simpson : Lise, when you get a little older, you'll learn that Friday is just another day between NBC's "Must See Thursday" and CBS' "Saturday night craporama".
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Lisa : Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine", the chances are 175 million to 1 of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
Homer : So?
Lisa : It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic lowlifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, dad.
[she chuckles nervously]
Bart Simpson : [coming in with a Super Soaker, improvised antennae on a helmet, and droopy-eye spring glasses] I am the thing from Uranus.
Homer : [whimpering, then realizing] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it. I'm being mocked by my own children. On my birthday.
Bart Simpson : It's your birthday?
Homer : Yes. Remember? It's the same day as the dog's.
Lisa : [the family begins cuddling and petting the dog] Santa's Little Helper, it's your birthday? Ooh, we've got to get you a present. Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
Bart Simpson : We love you, boy.
Marge Simpson : Good doggy. Good doggy.
Homer : [muttering under his breath] Lousy, loveable dog.
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Homer : I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
Lisa : Maybe you just dreamed it.
Homer : Oh, yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that.
Marge Simpson : [serving breakfast] More sausage?
[he begins drooling]
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Bart Simpson : Well, Lise, what do you think about the alien now?
Lisa : I think there must be a more logical explanation, and I think the people of this town aren't going to be won over by three seconds of videotape.
Homer : [hearing the doorbell, he opens the front door to see a group of townspeople outside] Uh... I'm happy to answer any questions you have about the alien. Any questions at all.
[Dr. Hibbert raises his hand]
Homer : Dr. Hibbert?
Dr. Hibbert : Yes, is the alien carbon-based or silicon-based?
Homer : Uh... the second one. Zilliphone. Next question.
Barney : Is the alien Santa Claus?
Homer : Uh... yes.
Ned Flanders : Uh, were you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
Homer : This interview is over!
[as he goes back inside and slams the door, said weather vane falls to the ground]