The Simpsons (TV Series)

Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (1999)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Wow dad, you're surfing like a pro.

  Homer Simpson : Oh yeah. I'm betting on Jai Alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called News Corp...

  Lisa Simpson : Dad, that's Fox!

  Homer Simpson : Augh! Undo! Undo!

• Lisa Simpson : Now, can we do something that is Japanese?

  Marge Simpson : Oh, I know that you wanna visit Japan, honey but we're down to our million yen

  [pulls a yen bill out of her hair] 

  Homer Simpson : Here

  [Takes the yen bill and makes an origami craine] 

  Homer Simpson : It's a craine they say it brings luck.

  Marge Simpson : Careful Homer, we need that money to get home.

  [Then the wind picks up and blows the bill away] 

  Homer Simpson : [In Japanese]  D'oh!

• Lisa Simpson : Hey look. There's a cybor cafe opening right here in Springfield. Will you take me dad? Please! I'll show you how to order pizza over the internet.

  Homer Simpson : The internet? Is that thing still around?

  Bart Simpson : I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.

  Lisa Simpson : Bart, the internet is more than a global pornography network, it's a...

  [Homer honks his car horn] 

  Homer Simpson : Come on Lisa, monkeys!

  [Lisa groans]