The Simpsons (TV Series)
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (1999)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Lewis
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : It's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything.
Homer Simpson : Well, if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse.
Bart : What about adultery?
Homer Simpson : Not until you're older, Son.
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Bart : [In a creepy English accent] Join us tomorrow and everyday until the curfew is lifted as we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults.
Homer : Well, at least they've already done me.
Bart : [In the same accent] And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.
Homer : D'oh!
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Nelson Muntz : I'm breaking curfew, Mom.
Nelson's Mom : [off-screen] We're out of Skoal!
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Bart : The cops can't just slap a curfew on us. We have rights!
Marge Simpson : Sure you do. You have the right to remain silent!
[she and Homer laugh]
Homer Simpson : That was cold blooded, Marge.
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Man #1 : [while Bart and Lisa are watching TV] You robbed me of my manhood!
Woman : That's petty theft.
[the studio audience makes a "woo" sound and another man pops up from behind the couch]
Man #2 in 'Don't Go There!' : Don't go there!
[the studio audience laughs]
TV Announcer : Don't Go There will be right back.
Bart : [while aiming a bowling ball towards the TV] Oh, no, it won't.
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Nelson Muntz : Adults blow.
Bart : Yeah, just look at them over there.
[scene shows Principal Skinner, Mrs. Krabappel and Ms. Hoover standing in the playground]
Milhouse Van Houten : Smoking their cigarettes.
Lisa Simpson : Drinking their coffee.
Bart : Scratching their big butts.
Principal Skinner : [to Bart] Your metabolism will change someday too, young man.
[awkwardly walks backward]
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Milhouse Van Houten : Man, if we had eye power like those kids in that movie, we could read the adults' minds and tell their secrets and make them pitchfork each other and junk!
[laughs]
Lisa Simpson : Wait! We don't need supernatural powers. We already know their secrets.
Bart : She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
Martin Prince : My mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
Nelson Muntz : My dad gets in car accidents on purpose.
Lisa Simpson : [as she writes down everyone's ideas on a notepad] Great! This is all gold.
Milhouse Van Houten : We gotta spread this stuff around. Let's put it on the Internet!
Lisa Simpson : No! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter! And I think I know how.
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Homer Simpson : [after a baseball game] So who won, the losers?
Bart : No, they lost.
Homer Simpson : Heh heh heh heh, losers...
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Nelson Muntz : Adults you strut around like your farts don't stink.