The Simpsons (TV Series)

Worst Episode Ever (2001)

Harry Shearer: Hibbert, Lenny, Reynolds, Skinner, Ned Flanders, Cameraman

Quotes 

• [Bart and Milhouse are watching a secret tape of police informants] 

  Ned Flanders : I really hate to be a snitch.

  Chief Wiggum : Don't worry, your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.

  Ned Flanders : Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape into my house. It's, uh, taken over the top floor.

  Bart : It wasn't dad's fault. The ape tricked him.

• Comic Book Guy : [after Comic Book Guy bad mouthed Duff Beer]  Oh, please. If I wanted to hear mindless droning, I'd befriend an air conditioner.

  Moe Szyslak : Oh! Now he's ragging on air conditioners!

  Carl : Hey, they keep us cool in the summer, pal.

  Lenny : Get him!