- Officer Keith Charles: [They look at themselves in a mirror] Look at us. You know what we look like?
- David: Homos?
- [They laugh]
- Vanessa Diaz: You know, lately, I was thinking there was a chance that maybe we could get back together. Boy, do I need my fucking head examined... I can't believe I married a fucking embalmer.
- Nate Fisher: No offence, pal, but your family is a bunch of fucked up control freaks.
- Danny Holzenchenko: Whose isn't?