Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)

The Spa Who Loved Me (1987)

David Rasche: Sledge Hammer

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Quotes 

• Female Police Officer : Inspector Hammer, they're about to tow your car away.

  Sledge Hammer : What do you mean? It was a legal parking space... after I knocked down the sign.

  Female Police Officer : Well, yes, but you parked on a suspect.

• General Mills : The state won't pay.

  Sledge Hammer : Now that's the kind of government I like. They don't back down. They don't give in to blackmail.

  General Mills : They don't have the money.

  Sledge Hammer : Oh.

  Captain Trunk : So what are we going to do?

  Sledge Hammer : We're going to do nothing, that's what we're going to do. I guarantee you these terrorettes are bluffing.

  General Mills : But what if they're not?

  Sledge Hammer : Well, it won't matter, because we'll all be dead.

• [last lines] 

  [while attempting to disarm the nuclear warhead] 

  Sledge Hammer : Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

• Captain Trunk : Hammer, I must congratulate you on apprehending those bank robbers. I just can't believe you were able to get them to surrender their weapons by reading aloud from the collected works of Rod McKuen.

  Sledge Hammer : You know, some of them were weeping openly. The truth is, poetry is more effective than tear gas.