- Sledge Hammer: Game shows are for people that are low on brain cells.
- Dori Doreau: That's not true. Have you ever played Trivial Pursuit? That takes brains.
- Sledge Hammer: Doreau, I am in pursuit of one thing, and that is justice. And that takes bullets.
- Sledge Hammer: You know, I never heard of a drunken driver who drowned in the drink and never drank.
- Dori Doreau: Hard to believe.
- Sledge Hammer: It's also hard to say.
- Bob Kenny: Hold it, Hammer !
- Sledge Hammer: Game's over, cheeseball.
- Bob Kenny: Go to heck, cop.
- Sledge Hammer: Go to heck?
- Bob Kenny: You can't say 'hell' on television