Smallville (TV Series)

Commencement (2005)

Erica Durance: Lois Lane

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• Lois Lane : Look, I - I just want you to know, Clark, that when I'm sitting in the audience today at your graduation and you stand on at that stage in front of all those people, I'm going to be looking up at you and thinking one thing.

  Clark Kent : What's that?

  Lois Lane : Please, God, don't let him trip.

• Lois Lane : Nightmare? So that's what all this commotion is about?

  Jonathan Kent : Lois.

  Lois Lane : [to Clark]  You know, if it makes you feel any better, I have them all the time. I had this one last week. Really scary. This guy wearing a red cape...

  Clark Kent : [sarcastic]  Oh, that sounds horrible, Lois.

• Lois Lane : Clark, I know how devastated you must be but if you could just keep the tears to a minimum, I'd appreciate it.

  Clark Kent : I'll try.

• Clark Kent : Journalism. You ever thought about that? You wrote some half-decent articles in your short-lived career at the Torch.

  Lois Lane : Kill me first. Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck, I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead.

• Clark Kent : Lois, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without you.

  Lois Lane : Come on, Clark, your future's laid out right in front of you. You're gonna go to community college, major in agriculture, probably minor in law enforcement. Then you and Lana will have a nice little church wedding.

  Clark Kent : Excuse me?

  Lois Lane : It's written in the stars, and you know it. It's only a matter of time before you join the bowling league, take over the family farm and then, well, you and Lana can bring little Clark Jr. into the world.

  Clark Kent : I think you're hallucinating.

  Lois Lane : No, hallucinating would be imagining Clark Kent going off the big city to make his mark on the world. I'm just being realistic.

• Lois Lane : You know, I took this career test in some magazine. It said that my perfect job would be a radio disc jockey.

  Clark Kent : That would make sense. You talk enough. There won't be any dead air.

  Lois Lane : You mock me now, Smallville, but you wait and see.