- Chloe Sullivan: What do you stand for?
- Clark Kent: I stand for truth, justice, and some other stuff.
- Chloe Sullivan: I think the man of tomorrow needs to get a platform for today.
- Lana Lang: And then he had the nerve to say "It's nothing personal, only business."
- Clark Kent: Why does everyone over 40 have to quote 'The Godfather'?
- Lex Luthor: To quote The Godfather, "It's time to go to the mattresses".
- Lana Lang: That movie should be banned from basic cable.
- Carrie Castle: Not that I don't appreciate your attempt at postmodern chivalry but I said I was fine.
- Lex Luthor: Dolce & Gabbana and a vocabulary? You've Metropolis written all over you. What brings you to Smallville?
- Carrie Castle: You're the sheriff come to run me out of town?
- Lex Luthor: Did the attitude come with the couture? or was it an accessory?
- Carrie Castle: [after Lex Admits to liking Smallville] Well, why the change? The Norman Rockwell ambiance seduce you?