- [Pete has been acting crazy due to a parasitic worm]
- Johnathan Kent: Oh, Clark, tell Pete to stop doing donuts in the pasture, he's scaring the cows.
- Chloe Sullivan: [after Clark catches her] My own personal superhero. I always knew there was something special about you, Clark Kent.
- Chloe Sullivan: Heard about your little date with Lana. Were you planning on telling me?
- Clark Kent: Of course I was. Look, just get Pete to your house, I'll meet you there.
- Chloe Sullivan: It's a date.
- Lana Lang: If me and Clark going out on a date bothers you, just tell me.
- Chloe Sullivan: No, it's okay. My feelings for Clark are so ancient... they're fossilized.
- Dr. Fredrick Walden: I'm serious young lady!
- Chloe Sullivan: You're the cunning linguist, translate this - Kiss my ass.