Soap (TV Series)

Episode #1.20 (1978)

Richard Mulligan: Burt Campbell

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• Burt Campbell : I love bagels - love 'em! Even though they are one of mankind's most dangerous foods, which is something most people don't know. For instance, there's absolutely no safe way to slice a bagel, except maybe you get someone else to do it for you. I mean, you have no idea how many people have sliced an index finger in half along with a bagel. You go to any synagogue, I mean, you'll see half the congregation has a finger missing.

• Burt Campbell : This is not your nervous breakdown. This is more your Three Faces of Eve. Actually, it's your Two Faces of Burt. There's this one - the normal one - and the other one that goes away. I wonder how she got three faces.