- Notch Johnson: Mayor Massengil?
- Mayor Anita Massengil: What is it, Johnson? Can't you see I'm busy?
- Notch Johnson: I know where the Cocktopuss is.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: But never too busy for you. Please, sit down.
- Notch Johnson: I need a guarantee that no harm will come to the Cocktopuss. I made a promise to B.J., and I intend to keep it.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Notch, how long have you and I been friends?
- Notch Johnson: We've never been friends.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Exactly. And as a result, I've never had to lie to you.