Son of the Beach (TV Series)
The Gay Team (2002)
Timothy Stack: Notch Johnson
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Quotes
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Notch Johnson : That's the fourth missing man this week.
Kimberlee Clark : A poet this time.
Notch Johnson : So, it's obviously money they're after.
Jamaica St. Croix : A four-star chef, a minister, and a rabbi?
Chip Rommel : Wait! I know this one. Do they walk into a bar?
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Notch Johnson : You listen to me, SPF-30. I want every ounce of attention devoted to finding these missing men. Nothing can get in the way of... hey! Who sent the gift basket?
Chip Rommel : It's from the guy we saved from drowning. His company makes horny goat weed.
Jamaica St. Croix : Isn't that the natural alternative to Viagara?
Notch Johnson : Why would he send that to me? I have no problem getting and maintaining a good, stiff erection.
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Porcelain Bidet : Notch, I need you to marry me right now.
Notch Johnson : Porcelain, I'm flattered, but I hardly know you.
Porcelain Bidet : No. Perform the ceremony. Aren't you the captain of a ship?
Notch Johnson : No, but I am a notary public.
Porcelain Bidet : Good enough.
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Notch Johnson : These could be Chip's.
Kimberlee Clark : Notch, it's not like Chip to leave his equipment hanging out.
[realizing the double entendre]
Kimberlee Clark : Oh, great. Now I'm doing it.
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Notch Johnson : Notch isn't responding. What happened?
Kimberlee Clark : Well, I was afraid of this. It's only a matter of time before they find the probe, and once that probe is removed, his heterosexuality goes down the Elton John.
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Notch Johnson : You know, Kimberlee, when I was passed out, I had the strangest dream that you said you loved me.
Kimberlee Clark : Well, maybe I...
Notch Johnson : Like I said, it was the strangest dream.