Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Godfather Knows Best (2002)

Jaime Bergman: B.J. Cummings

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Quotes 

• Kimberlee Clark : Prison mail? Why are prisoners writing to us?

  Notch Johnson : It's my Notch Johnson state pen pal program.

  Chip Rommel : Wow! Look at the size of Porcelain's pile. Where is she, anyway?

  Kimberlee Clark : Oh, she called in "sick". She must have had an audition.

  Notch Johnson : She's sick and she's auditioning? Now that's commitment.

  B.J. Cummings : I'm down to only one letter. From a guy who's into pregnant chicks. Eww, the pages are all stuck together. Where does he get off?

• Mrs. Strawther : Rumor has it that you have some really juicy dirt to lay on us.

  Porcelain Bidet : Praise the Lord, I sure do! I was recently stunned to find out that a colleague of mine is pregnant. But get this: she's carrying the baby out of wedlock. And she doesn't even know who the father is.

  B.J. Cummings : [watching on TV]  I wonder who she's talking about.

  Porcelain Bidet : It's you, B.J. Watch.

  Mrs. Strawther : Heavens to Pat Robertson! What is this heathen hussy's name?

  Porcelain Bidet : [holding up a photograph]  Her name is B.J. Cummings.

  B.J. Cummings : Oh, my god! Look how thin I was! I was hot!