Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Mario Putzo's 'The Last Dong' (2000)

Vincent Pastore: Vinnie Fellachio

Quotes 

• Morbidly Obese Frankie : Hey, boss, tell me again. Why are we here in Malibu Adjacent?

  Vinnie Fellachio : Shut up and sit down. What are you, stupid, you moron?

• Vinnie Fellachio : Come on, Dorothy.

  Kody Massengil : No, but I have some wonderful decorating notions! Terra cotta tile in the bathroom, and that sofa has got to go!

  Morbidly Obese Frankie : Oh, you think it's a little Seventies?

  Kody Massengil : Honey, I wouldn't sit on that thing with your ass.