The Sopranos (TV Series)

Amour Fou (2001)

Joe Pantoliano: Ralph Cifaretto

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• Ralphie Cifaretto : Now that you've moved back home, are you gonna be humping Tony Soprano's little girl on our couch?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Fuck her! And Tony, too, with his stay-in-school bullshit. He could have reached out to somebody at Rutgers.

  Ralphie Cifaretto : [mocking]  He should break the dean's legs, 'cause you're too lazy to read a fuckin' book.

• Ralph Cifaretto : I gotta give your father credit for this. He had balls as big as an Irish broad's ass. There was this old "mustache": Feech La Manna and he was "made" on the other side so you know he was an "Original"

  Dino Zerilli : He was an "O.G."

  Ralph Cifaretto : Well, he had this Saturday night card game, your father sees this as our big chance to step up to the A league. Connected or not, him, me, and Tony are going to rob it. We thought your father lost a marble but he said "fuck it."

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : [Referring to his father and admiring him]  Balls

  Dino Zerilli : What happened?

  Ralph Cifaretto : They took it down and walked away with like twenty large

  Dino Zerilli : Jesus Christ

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : What'd you mean "they"? You didn't go?

  Ralph Cifaretto : Oh please, I'm still sick over it. I caught the clap from a hippie broad I was fuckin. My dick was dripping like a busted pipe. Anyways the rest is history: your father and Tony were on the fast track to being "made" and I was still a little "shit heel" like the two of you

  Dino Zerilli : Did they get away with it?

  Ralph Cifaretto : There was a sit-down and the right people got some of their money back. The point was made: your father and Tony were rising stars and had to be respected

• Ralph Cifaretto : [referring to the amount of money Dino and Jackie gave him]  not bad

  Dino Zerilli : since we're "kicking up", we were "hoping", you could, you know, "watch our back?"

  Ralph Cifaretto : three fifty buys you "hello", "watching your back" is going to require a little more "initiative" on your part

  Ralph Cifaretto : [after he sees Jackie rolls his eyes and shake his head]  oh, look at the face, what's he got to be frowning about?

  Ralph Cifaretto : [to Jackie]  tell me Romeo, now that you've moved back home, are you gonna be humping Tony Soprano's little girl on our couch?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : fuck her and Tony, too, with his "staying in school" bullshit. He could have reached out to somebody at Rutgers

  Ralph Cifaretto : he should break the dean's legs, because you're too lazy to read a fuckin book. Now go ahead, I gotta make some calls: you did good, keep coming by

• Rosalie Aprile : [referring to her son having gone missing]  have you heard anything?

  Ralph Cifaretto : he probably went down to Florida, I'm sure his alright

  Ralph Cifaretto : [while they sit down]  look, this is going to be hard for you to hear...

  Rosalie Aprile : [suddenly panicking, assuming his going to tell her Jackie K Jr. is dead]  oh, Jesus Christ

  Ralph Cifaretto : [calming her down]  it's ok, he has a very serious drug problem

  Rosalie Aprile : [shocked]  what?

  Ralph Cifaretto : it's coke, he may owe some money to dealers

  Rosalie Aprile : oh, my God

  Ralph Cifaretto : I didn't wanna tell you this. Look, we're doing everything we can, we're gonna find him and we're gonna get him help... get him to rehab. Let's just hope his not too far along