The Sopranos (TV Series)
Amour Fou (2001)
Annabella Sciorra: Gloria Trillo
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Quotes
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Gloria Trillo : [while taking a test drive in a car, after Patsy stopped in an empty parking lot] look, if I'm not back in ten minutes they call the cops: standard operating procedure
Patsy Parisi : [Takes out a gun and points it at her] here's some "standard operating procedure", stay the fuck away from Tony Soprano. Shut the fuck up and listen, it's over. Over and done. You call or go anywhere near him or his family, they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats and here's the point to remember: my face will be the last one you see, not Tony's, we understand each other? It won't be cinematic
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Carmela Soprano : [while reading the newspaper] this mad cow disease, I think it's terrible the English government didn't tell people sooner
Tony Soprano : [Jokingly] they probably didn't want to create a stampede
Carmela Soprano : Oh by the way, guess which former medical student is no longer dating Ms. "Queen of Mean"?
Tony Soprano : You're kidding? Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished?
Carmela Soprano : [Nodding] frankly I am delighted. Angie Bonpensiero said Kevin told her that Jackie Jr. was smoking marijuana and he was caught cheating on an exam at Rutgers
Tony Soprano : Oh gee, that bad?
Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Noah Tannenbaum] she would've been better off with that black kid. His got a 4.0 GPA and his moving to India for the U.N. I told you
Tony Soprano : I suppose that's my fault
Carmela Soprano : [Before answering the phone when it rings] she wasted three months with Jackie Jr.
Carmela Soprano : [Over the phone] Hello
Gloria Trillo : Mrs. Soprano, Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors
Carmela Soprano : Oh course Hi, how are you?
Gloria Trillo : I hope I'm not calling you at a bad time but the new E320 just came in and I thought you might want to take a look at it
Carmela Soprano : Oh no I don't think so, thank you though. I still have another year on my lease
Gloria Trillo : Well, run it by your husband, maybe he'll want to treat you
Carmela Soprano : Ok maybe I will. Thank you for calling
Gloria Trillo : OK bye, hope to see ya
Carmela Soprano : [Before hanging up] bye bye
Carmela Soprano : [to Tony] What a nice woman
Tony Soprano : Who?
Carmela Soprano : Some sales woman from Globe Motors
Tony Soprano : What?
Carmela Soprano : She wants me to test-drive the new E series wagon and I'm not interested but she was awfully nice to me the other day. She gave me a ride home while they serviced the wagon but I really should hold onto it for another year don't you think?
Tony Soprano : Another year, yeah
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Service Manager : I was just wondering if we could switch days off
Gloria Trillo : [after seeing Tony enter the car dealership] alright just give me a minute
Service Manager : I just thought we could switch days off
Gloria Trillo : yeah sure, I just got a customer coming in alright?
Gloria Trillo : [Greeting him] Tony
Tony Soprano : [Forcefully grabs her arm and pulls her into her office to talk privately] don't you fuckin "Tony" me, are you out of your fuckin mind talking to my wife?
Gloria Trillo : Alright I was upset about your ex-girlfriend alright? The "poor confused kid." I thought you should see my version. I'm sorry alright?
Tony Soprano : You drove her home, what the fuck? And you look right into my eyes and don't tell me?
Gloria Trillo : Alright it's just normal to be curious about someone that you love's significant other
Tony Soprano : No, it's not: it's fuckin twisted
Gloria Trillo : No, it is not. I don't want to argue, your upset and I understand it's on the margins for someone like you and I'm sorry. It'll never happen again, ever
Tony Soprano : No shit, now you can tell your shrink your own dating relationships
Service Manager : [after he leaves her office] what'd you mean?
Tony Soprano : [while leaving the dealership] it's fuckin over
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Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Gloria giving her a ride home from the car dealership] this is very sweet of you
Gloria Trillo : Don't believe it. Everybody's a potential sale, so what'd you do?
Carmela Soprano : I'm a home maker
Gloria Trillo : You must make a very nice home to drive a Benz. So your married?
Carmela Soprano : 'Yes
Gloria Trillo : Kids?
Carmela Soprano : Two, you?
Gloria Trillo : No, boys? Girls?
Carmela Soprano : One boy one girl, boy is still in high school and my daughter's in college. She's not too far away though. She's in New York City, Columbia actually
Gloria Trillo : School of broadcasting?
Carmela Soprano : Oh, no the university it's an ivy league. It's one of the top schools
Gloria Trillo : I know, I was just kidding
Carmela Soprano : [laughs] oh, right
Gloria Trillo : These kids today. They got the world by the you know what
Carmela Soprano : Tell me about it
Gloria Trillo : At least your daughter doesn't need to "latch" onto a man for success
Carmela Soprano : Thank God
Gloria Trillo : That's a beautiful ring
Carmela Soprano : Thank you
Gloria Trillo : What's your husband do?
Carmela Soprano : Well, his involved in a few businesses
Gloria Trillo : Sounds mysterious
Carmela Soprano : No, it's not really
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after seeing her hang up her cell phone, frustrated, while they lie on a bed in a hotel room] What?
Gloria Trillo : I thought it might be my sister?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That family shit you were telling me about?
Gloria Trillo : yeah
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's ok if you don't wanna talk about it, really
Gloria Trillo : She said I could never see my niece and nephew again, right before Christmas
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : When we had a new Santa Clause at our Christmas party in the neighborhood... it wasn't very good
Gloria Trillo : I love those two children so much. She said I was turning them against their father, which I wasn't, not that he doesn't deserve it, fuckin crackhead sack of shit. Hannah and Shamus go to this "alternative", private, elementary school in Santa Monica where it's all about the children's self esteem
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, I hate that shit
Gloria Trillo : so, I happen to ask Hannah, she's in the third grade, "Are you gonna be in the Christmas play"? She says "We don't call it the Christmas play, we call it the 'Winter Festival." So I was like "Whatever." I don't say anything and then Shamus says "We're not allowed to call it "Christmas, we call Christmas the C word" and I fuckin flipped out
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What did Shamus say?
Gloria Trillo : Fuck does he know? His ten. So, my sister gets all pissed off because her husband, their father, teaches at the school except his on medical leave for "substance abuse treatment" and one thing led to another and she said I always had it in for John: she forbid me to see them again
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : He smokes crack? This fuck?
Gloria Trillo : Without those two kids. Maybe we'll I'll get lucky? The way these trucks go by out here, maybe I'll get plastered onto a grill?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Hey, what the fuck?
Gloria Trillo : I'm just kidding, it never rains. I think their gonna fire me over at Globe: fuckin Arnie Mills sexually harasses me and then dares me to sue
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Uh huh
Gloria Trillo : Anyway, fuck him