The Sopranos (TV Series)
Christopher (2002)
Joe Pantoliano: Ralph Cifaretto
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Quotes
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[during sex]
Janice Soprano : How much money did you make today, slut?
Ralph Cifaretto : Three hundred.
Janice Soprano : That's all, bitch? I'm gonna put you back on the street, ho.
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Ralph Cifaretto : I represent a group of concerned citizens who are very upset about this protest your "spear heading", no pun intended
Professor Del Redclay : Who do you represent?
Ralph Cifaretto : Italians here in New Jersey, good people "family" people and they asked me to tell you that it's not in your best interest to go through with this fuckin thing
Professor Del Redclay : Well, if you've come here to intimidate me? You don't know much about Indian resolve
Maggie Donner : Del, should I call security?
Ralph Cifaretto : [Showing him a poster of Iron Eyes Cody] you remember this guy?
Professor Del Redclay : Iron Eyes Cody, he was an actor in the movies
Ralph Cifaretto : [Listing some of movies he was in] Son of Paleface, Sitting Bull. Your fuckin poster boy. Part Cherokee, part Cree. Wasn't even a fuckin Indian. Second generation Sicilian from Louisiana named Espera DeCorti
Professor Del Redclay : Well, I think you better leave now
Ralph Cifaretto : The guy's a total fuckin phony, total fugazi but he kept it quiet. Well, we're not going to. You keep up with your bullshit, we're going to go wide with this thing
Professor Del Redclay : Knock yourself out
Professor Del Redclay : [after Ralphie leaves, to his assistant] Jesus Christ is this true? This is a fuckin disaster
Maggie Donner : [Rubs his arm to conform him] chill out. You didn't know about this? It's been on Access Hollywood, E!
Professor Del Redclay : [Interrupts her] this is a major PR boner
Maggie Donner : Del, it's been researched: Cody was definitely a Native American, a total environmentalist
Professor Del Redclay : Are you sure about this?
Maggie Donner : Look Del, I'm one eighth Italian myself
Professor Del Redclay : You are? You never told me that
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Ralph Cifaretto : [Before handing him an envelope with money as a gift to his daughter] there he is. John I'm sorry I missed Allegra's nursing school graduation: unforgivable. But I made it up to her
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [Smiles, before slapping the envelop out of his hand as a way of not accepting his gift and walking away] stick it in your ass
Tony Soprano : [Jokingly, suggesting Johnny has a resemblance to the cartoon monster from the breakfast cereal] hey, Count Chocula
Ralph Cifaretto : What the fuck john?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [to Tony, referring to Ralphie] keep him away from me
Tony Soprano : John, what's going on?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [Before walking away] I don't want to talk about it
Tony Soprano : [Referring to John's demeanor] what's this?
Ralph Cifaretto : I have no fuckin idea. But I've got better shit to do
Silvio Dante : You saw how it was with them the other night. Something's going on
Tony Soprano : Also how is Carmine up my ass about this Freeland Heisen Avenue bullshit? Somebody's talking too much and it's costing me money
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : John, you more laborers on the job site than we got carpenters, what's the problem?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : The problem is the carpenters are carrying sheet rocking materials, so we ain't getting what we're expecting
Ralph Cifaretto : Let Massarone hire more laborers off the books
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [Raising his voice to Ralph] nobody's talking to you
Ralph Cifaretto : Alright, Jesus
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Proposing the percentage of the profits in the Soprano's favor, before they all toast to agree] Sixty-five thirty-five
Carmine Lupertazzi : Johnny, can you explain the other "thing" we want to talk about?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Sure, Tony, it's come to our attention you bought property around Freeland Heisen Avenue, and turned it in a week
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : So?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : You did it with inside knowledge from Ron Zellman
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Got your attention from where?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : That property is hot because of the Esplanade. We share the Esplanade and we share Zellman. If the Soprano family is going to benefit from it, Carmine feels we should too
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Ok we'll work something out
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Rosalie Aprile : [while in her bedroom] there's no release, I'm surrounded by death: my husband, my son, my friend
Ralph Cifaretto : I don't know what to tell you
Rosalie Aprile : there's pieces torn out of me: chunks of me that are dead. I mean, look at me, my youth, my looks, their gone
Ralph Cifaretto : no, that's from not taking care of yourself. Dwelling over stuff
Rosalie Aprile : it's not stuff, do you have any idea what it feels like? Do you? Its death, it's pain!
Ralph Cifaretto : I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with this, I don't know
Rosalie Aprile : you don't know what?
Ralph Cifaretto : I don't think I can do this, I don't think I can help you: you need a lot right now, I don't think there's anything I can do
Rosalie Aprile : you can be there for me: you can comfort me
Ralph Cifaretto : [irritated] what about me? What do I get out of it?
Rosalie Aprile : there it is, right there, what do you get? How about your every need taken care of? Sexually, everything, all your shit: it's all about you, isn't it?
Ralph Cifaretto : it's not all about me, but I mean let's be realistic?
Rosalie Aprile : let's be realistic? What? You wanna leave me?
Ralph Cifaretto : [softly] yeah
Rosalie Aprile : then get the fuck out
Ralph Cifaretto : it doesn't have to be like this
Rosalie Aprile : [before Ralphs shakes his head and leaves] how should it be? How the fuck should it be?
