The Sopranos (TV Series)

D-Girl (2000)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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• Christopher Moltisanti : [talking about Jon Favreau]  "Swingers"! He can suck my dick! It swings, too!

• Adriana La Cerva : [having dinner at a restaurant]  I spent all day with my best friend Anna picking out bride's maid dresses

  Carmela Soprano : I still haven't found any flowers for Anthony's confirmation

  Adriana La Cerva : With all the flowers coming into bloom, I would love to be a June bride

  Tony Soprano : [while seeing Christopher arriving]  There's your June groom

  Christopher Moltisanti : [after sitting down]  Sorry I'm late

  Adriana La Cerva : Babe, I ordered you some pasta fazool to start and we're gonna get a plate of antipasto to share: they got some rare imported salami

  Adriana La Cerva : [while touching his forehead]  You feel ok Christopher?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'm fine

  Adriana La Cerva : We were just discussing Anna's wedding

  Carmela Soprano : What about you guys?

  Christopher Moltisanti : What about who guys?

  Tony Soprano : You should make it a double wedding

  Adriana La Cerva : [referring to Christopher]  First, someone has to propose

  Carmela Soprano : Has Anna chosen her caterer yet?

  Adriana La Cerva : She booked Bill Roma

  Carmela Soprano : If you ask me, Carnevalzio's slipping

  Adriana La Cerva : I heard they fired the produce guy

  Christopher Moltisanti : [interrupts them]  Enough! I am so sick and tired of you people talk about food, food, food: that's all anybody talks about is Braciole, cheese and fuckin fava beans. I'm drowning here

  Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ: take it easy

  Christopher Moltisanti : We're not even engaged yet

  Tony Soprano : Well, when you're married, you'll understand the "importance" of fresh produce

  Christopher Moltisanti : [before pouring his glass of wine into his bowl of soup and leaving]  Fuck the importance

  Carmela Soprano : He didn't mean that

  Adriana La Cerva : [becoming upset]  Oh, fuck him. I tried so hard to be supportive with his art and getting his screenplay made

  Tony Soprano : [surprised]  His screenplay?

• Christopher Moltisanti : [Telling and Amy and Jon a story]  This made guy has the most discriminating eye when it comes to T&A, so his at a club one night and there's girls all over him and one of them has a really nice body and she's horny as hell, so they step outside and walk over to a playground and starts blowing him on the swing set. When he's about shoot his load, he starts feeling inside her skirt and reaches in and grabs a hold of a God damn "prick".

• Christopher Moltisanti : [after he storms in the lobby of the office building where she works]  what is this shit? You don't return my fuckin messages?

  Amy Safir : [surprised to see him]  this is so not cool

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the incident he told her and Jon in private about a mobster assaulting a woman over a sexual dispute]  you listen to me now, you stupid bitch: you cannot use that story

  Amy Safir : [attempting to calm him down]  alright, this is neither the time or place

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to him getting killed]  what? You want to see me "clipped?"

  Amy Safir : [referring to contacting him]  have you "touched base" with Jon?

  Christopher Moltisanti : what the fuck? I called, I spoke to his jerk off assistant. She said I should take that up with you

  Amy Safir : I'm sorry, I don't even know who that may be. Look, I'm flying into LA, we'll "touch base"

  Christopher Moltisanti : you were just gonna leave?

  Amy Safir : what are you talking about?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to him having his movie made by them]  my script

  Amy Safir : based on Mickey Blue Eyes, there's a "wait and see" attitude towards any mafia related projects right now so we're going to have to pass

  Christopher Moltisanti : did Jon say that? Are those his words?

  Amy Safir : I speak for Jon and if you'd let me finish, we wanna assure you, we'll take a look at anything else you write

  Christopher Moltisanti : your good: fuckin walnuts don't lie as good as you

  Amy Safir : [referring to their affair]  it was wrong with us, and Greg and all that

  Christopher Moltisanti : [disappointed]  I really liked you

  Christopher Moltisanti : [yells to her as she walks away, implying she has a low status in Hollywood and filmmaking]  fuckin D-girl

  Amy Safir : [insulted]  excuse me? I'm a Vice President, you fucking asshole