The Sopranos (TV Series)

Employee of the Month (2001)

Aida Turturro: Janice Soprano

Quotes 

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after entering their mother's home]  When'd you change the locks?

  Janice Soprano : [referring to Svetlana]  The minute the Ukrainian dye job was out the door

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Don't mess with the Russians: it's all I'm gonna say

  Janice Soprano : She can have her leg back when she returns ma's record collection and don't say you wouldn't have done the same thing

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated]  I'm getting calls at my house from her cousin, I can't have it, don't fuck with me on this: give back the leg

  Janice Soprano : Those records are yours too. It's sad you don't care: those records, their a window into ma's soul. In fact, I'm making a documentary The World War Two generation and their music exemplified by ma

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Who the fuck are you kidding? Your gonna sell them on the internet

  Janice Soprano : I have work to do

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while making the hand gesture for male masturbation, implying he doesn't believe her]  yeah right, cleaning up the cellar. Good luck finding the lost dutchman goldmine, you'd make more money working a real job

  Janice Soprano : Right, like the minute I'm out of here, you're not gonna have contractors downstairs tearing apart the walls