The Sopranos (TV Series)
Everybody Hurts (2002)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : Did you ever know anybody that ever committed suicide?
Janice Soprano : Uhmm, plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony.
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Tony Soprano : [repeated line when someone questions his agenda or refuses his help] what am I? A toxic person?
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Christopher Moltisanti : What's going on?
Tony Soprano : The truck load the other night from Port Elizabeth: get the washing machines from Frank Cantino
Christopher Moltisanti : You got it, vacuum cleaners too?
Tony Soprano : No, Patsy's got a buyer for those. You been drinking?
Christopher Moltisanti : Me and Ade had some wine at the house
Tony Soprano : I've been wanting to talk to you
Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, I've been wanting to talk to you too
Tony Soprano : I'll go first. I've got to make it my number one priority to limit my exposure to potentially damaging conversations: wire taps and shit like that
Christopher Moltisanti : Sure, guy in your position...
Tony Soprano : So, over the next couple years, more and more, I'm going to be giving my orders through you, and finally, only through you
Christopher Moltisanti : What about Sil? You got that with him, and Paulie?
Tony Soprano : Those other guys: Sil, Paulie, one thing they're not, they're not my blood. You hear what I'm saying to you? It's a matter of trust
Christopher Moltisanti : It's very wise
Tony Soprano : Sil's a good Consigliere and his going to continue on as such but his no fuckin spring chicken either. On the other hand there's no reason to give him a fuckin attitude either
Christopher Moltisanti : No, of course not
Tony Soprano : Now there's going to be a period of transition
Christopher Moltisanti : [Excitingly] Jesus Christ, T
Tony Soprano : You're going to take this family into the twenty-first century
Christopher Moltisanti : But we're already in the twenty-first century though, T
Tony Soprano : [Remains silent]
Christopher Moltisanti : Whatever you say T, I'll follow you into the gates of hell. That's what I was going to say to you: what you did for me, that fuck who killed my father. I'll never forget that. I only hope I'm worthy
Tony Soprano : Why wouldn't you be worthy?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Before hugging and kissing each other on both cheeks] I'm just saying
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Tony Soprano : [referring to loaning his friend Artie money and knowing ahead of time Artie wouldn't be able to pay him back] so he says I planned it all along, how I could see twenty steps down the road how it was going to go and how he was going to get screwed
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Did you? See it?
Tony Soprano : I don't know, according to him its subconscious, second nature
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : But the accusation bothers you
Tony Soprano : Is that the kind of person I am? A hawk?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : As I understand it you make a lot of your living through usury so why the pangs of conscience this time? Do you think your reaction would be the same a week after you found out about Gloria?
Tony Soprano : I'll tell you one thing: one suicide is bad enough but two? They can both go fuck themselves. I made a donation in her name to the suicide hotline, that's it
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Artie Bucco : [as Tony arrives to visit him in the hospital] oh Jesus
Tony Soprano : What happened?
Artie Bucco : [Referring to the investment he tried to make with Jean-Philippe] it went to shit. The "Next Vodka."
Tony Soprano : [Referring to his suicide attempt] so, this is what you do?
Artie Bucco : You don't understand. The money is gone
Tony Soprano : Can't you come talk to me? Hey, I'm your friend. Suppose you hadn't been able to reach me and I come over to your house and I find you dead, how am I supposed to feel?
Artie Bucco : [Before crying] take the restaurant
Tony Soprano : I don't want the fuckin restaurant
Artie Bucco : How am I going to pay you back? Fifty thousand dollars, it'd take the rest of my life
Tony Soprano : It's fifty-one five, "vig"-wise, and technically you already missed a payment. Alright, look, we'll wipe my tab at the restaurant
Artie Bucco : Thank you, Tony, that's what? Six-thousand dollars? What about the rest of the money?
Tony Soprano : I'll assume the guy's debt. Collecting fifty G's
Artie Bucco : Thank you. The "cobwebs" are now removed"
Tony Soprano : The fuck you talking about?
Artie Bucco : You saw this whole thing didn't you? You knew exactly what was going to happen. You can see twenty moves down the road. Please, I don't blame you, I envy you. It's like an instinct: like a hawk sees a little mouse moving around in a corn field from a mile up
Tony Soprano : You think it's my fault you're fuckin lying in here?
Artie Bucco : It's just that somebody mentions fifty grand to bankroll a French thief and your mind goes through all the permutations at like internet speed and realizes "oh worst case scenario, I eat for free"
Tony Soprano : You fuckin suicide, you're disgraceful
Artie Bucco : I'm sorry
Tony Soprano : No fuck that, is there anybody else know that it was me I loaned you the money?
Artie Bucco : Like who?
Tony Soprano : Like who? I don't give a fuck who: Adriana, Father Intintola, my wife, anybody?
Tony Soprano : [after Artie shakes his head] You got mugged outside your house. It was a "street crime", kids, they took the wallet and your watch. Where are they?
Artie Bucco : Why?
Tony Soprano : Why? You don't care what people think? Well I do. Enough people hate me. You fought back. They ripped your earring out of your ear, you were bleeding, and went inside your house. You took a bunch of pills to kill the pain because you knew you had to wait at the emergency room for a couple hours
Artie Bucco : Tone, they pumped my stomach. They saw the Armagnac
Tony Soprano : You got fuckin mugged! Do you understand me? I didn't loan you shit!
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Carmela Soprano : [while in their bedroom] Sometimes I worry about Furio, I mean doesn't he seem lonely? I was telling Jessica about him this morning, you know the hygienist in Dr. Masara's office? I know I shouldn't gossip, but I think she was having an affair with Dr. Masara?
Carmela Soprano : [shows him the photo on the card] Here she is: their office Christmas card
Tony Soprano : [jokingly] Oh, yeah there's his hand on her ass
Carmela Soprano : [takes the card away] stop it. Anyway, I think she's ready for somebody nice and she seemed very receptive when I described Furio to her
Tony Soprano : She's not his type
Carmela Soprano : Well, what's his type?
Tony Soprano : Don't worry about him: stay out of it
Carmela Soprano : One date wouldn't hurt
Tony Soprano : Why'd you wanna bother? My little Hello Dolly?
Carmela Soprano : Speaking of gossip, that noise in the Mercedes, I brought it over to Globe Motors to have it looked at and I was talking to Jerry in the service department, remember that nice saleslady?
Tony Soprano : [lying] I don't think so
Carmela Soprano : Gloria Trillo? She gave me a ride home that day? You know what Jerry told me about her? She died
Tony Soprano : She what?
Carmela Soprano : She committed suicide, isn't that awful?
Carmela Soprano : [sarcastically, when Tony doesn't reply] Mr. Empathy over there: she hung herself from a chandelier
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Artie Bucco : Can I talk to you?
Tony Soprano : yeah, what's going on?
Artie Bucco : [referring to the money Tony loaned Artie] I just wanted to give you a little "heads up", I know the money's due in a couple days. Frankly, I'm a little concerned, I can't get ahold of Jean-Philippe: he doesn't return my calls
Tony Soprano : did you go over there?
Artie Bucco : not yet
Tony Soprano : well, you gotta get over there, the guy's not returning your phone calls
Artie Bucco : I know
Tony Soprano : If they miss a payment, they start acting like their doing you a favor if they give you anything and then you're spend all your time hounding them: you gotta get your arms around this "thing"
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Salesman : [approaches Tony as he looks at one of their cars in the dealership] they're on allocation from the factory, I don't know when we're gonna get anymore in but I'm free if you want to take it for a spin?
Tony Soprano : actually, I was working with one of your other salespeople last year, she was really very helpful. I ought to give her the business, Gloria Trillo?
Salesman : oh, well, she's no longer with us
Tony Soprano : you know where she went?
Salesman : actually, she died
Tony Soprano : what happened?
Salesman : well, she committed suicide
Tony Soprano : why? I mean she was... salesperson of the year or something?
Salesman : I didn't know her that well but I got the impression that she wasn't very lucky with men: that sort of thing
Tony Soprano : when was this?
Salesman : a month ago, maybe two?
Tony Soprano : what'd she say? I mean... in the papers you read they always leave a note
Salesman : she did leave a note on her desk: the police took it. Later, they told us it was a copy for a classified ad, she was selling her wolf stove. Anyway, let me give you my card
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Tony Soprano : So, how you doing?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : What's going on?
Tony Soprano : Oh, nothing: how about you?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Fine, thank you
Tony Soprano : Really? Business, ok? Everybody "hunky-dory"?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Well, you know, "onward and upward"
Tony Soprano : How's Gloria Trillo doing? Still "hanging around?"
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to Gloria's suicide] It's a terrible tragedy
Tony Soprano : [before he angrily approaching her and slaps her tissue box off her coffee table] So, you fuckin know, you lied. You let me fuckin sit there!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [nervously] Please, sit down
Tony Soprano : How the fuck am I supposed to trust you? You're my doctor
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [after smelling his breath] Please, sit down, you're scaring me: you've been drinking
Tony Soprano : Why the fuck didn't you help her?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Sometimes you can't
Tony Soprano : I bet you charged her enough didn't you, huh? I bet you didn't cut her a deal because you're a fuckin incompetent?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I give my patients everything I've got and when something like this happens, I'm devastated
Tony Soprano : [after calming down and sits back down] She was a good kid, but she was fuckin crazy and I told you that and I want you to know that I was up front with her: she knew I was married
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I'm aware of that
Tony Soprano : suicide? Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I have to respect confidentially even after when a patient is dead, but with something like this, there's no one cause. You yourself just referred to her emotional problems, she slipped through everyone's grasp
Tony Soprano : She did it after me, I mean admit it. You know, she reached out to me for me to care and I wasn't there for her
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Why are you so quick to blame yourself?