The Sopranos (TV Series)
From Where to Eternity (2000)
Vincent Pastore: Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero
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Quotes
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[Matt is tied down and has just finished being interrogated by Tony]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : See if we got something to drink. So what can I get you? You want a Fanta, something like that?
[Matt takes a sip]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : How is that? I mean, you sure you want a diet drink? You don't want something with some sugar in it?
Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiro : There's only diet.
Matthew Bevilaqua : It's good.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You finished?
Matthew Bevilaqua : Thank you, T.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : 'Cause that sugarless motherfucker, it's the last fucking drink you're ever gonna have!
[shoots him]
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [telling a joke, while eating in an Irish pub] A rich man and a poor man got the same wedding anniversary. Every year, they'd meet on Madison Avenue shopping for their wives, so the poor man says to the rich man What'd you buy your wife this year? He says, I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand-new Mercedes, poor man says, What'd you get her both for? Rich man says, If she doesn't like the diamond ring, she can bring back the Mercedes and still be happy. Rich man says to the poor man What'd you get your wife this year? He says, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo, rich man says, What'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for? Poor man says If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after Pussy laughs] You remember the first time you brought me here?
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : Yeah, I remember
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to the first time he killed someone for the mob] I popped my cherry that night
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : Yeah, seems like old times
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You believe in God?
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : Yeah, I absolutely do, works in very mysterious ways, it's a wonder how He performs, no doubt. His been good to me
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Skip Lipari : [meeting privately] Your late
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : [sarcastically] Does that go on my record?
Skip Lipari : I'm talking about common courtesy here, I got a life out of this too
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : Yeah, lucky you
Skip Lipari : [referring to any new information he collected from working undercover for the FBI] So, what'd you got?
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : [referring to Tony] I think he knows
Skip Lipari : Knows what?
Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiro : Well, at least suspects
Skip Lipari : Who? What? What are you talking about?
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : His been looking at me differently: these "glances"
Skip Lipari : [confused] Glances?
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : We had sandwiches brought in the other night, four with ham, salami, Gabagool, one eggplant and the other with tomato and Mozzarella
Skip Lipari : Yeah, ok
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : That's six total: there were only five of us, but Tony said he ordered the eggplant, but I know I did, and I know for certain he ordered the tomato and Mozzarella
Skip Lipari : Well, maybe he forgot?
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : No, no, he never forgets
Skip Lipari : So, what's the bottom line?
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : He let me eat the eggplant and he took the tomato but there was a moment
Skip Lipari : A glance
Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiro : [irritated] Yeah, a fuckin glance
Skip Lipari : This is simple and I'm gonna help you out here. You got to keep in mind you're the one whose different now. You're the one seeing through different eyes. You're the one with the new attitude
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : I know the man and I see his the one who's "different" with me
Skip Lipari : The odds don't favor it: either way, it doesn't matter
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : [nods] Yeah, to you
Skip Lipari : I wasn't the one selling heroin, ok? And I wasn't the one who got pinched for it
Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiro : So, what do I do?
Skip Lipari : What do you do? You do everything you can do. Do what you do to a girl you want to fuck: make him love you