The Sopranos (TV Series)
Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office (2000)
Karen Giordano: Samantha Martin
Quotes
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Samantha Martin : [while the realtor shows the inside of Tony's mother's house after it's been vandalized] I can't show it in this condition
Tony Soprano : What the hell is this?
Samantha Martin : There's a high school up the street
Samantha Martin : [Pointing to the stain on the wall caused by the water damage as Tony and Carmella look] a sink was left on upstairs: you don't even want to see the toilets
Samantha Martin : [after her cell phone rings and walks away to answer it] oh, excuse me
Tony Soprano : [as he walks over to a broken window] wait until I catch the kids that did this: break a few windows, they think their Johnny badass. The fuckin jackals
Carmela Soprano : Will you stop, please? Your sister Barbara and the kids are coming down. You better not be in this mood, and I need you to pick up sausage
Tony Soprano : [Irritated] yeah, yeah, yeah, how many pounds? Hot or sweet?
Carmela Soprano : Don't you act like it's a chore: this party was your idea, you said you were happy Janice was home, and my parents are coming
Tony Soprano : [Referring to his mother, surprised] oh, really? What? Now that the dragon lady is gone they'll dwang to set foot in our house?
Carmela Soprano : She said some horrible things to them over the years
Tony Soprano : I'm not defending her, she's dead to me
Carmela Soprano : I'm telling you, you, mope your way through this, I'll cut your throat
Tony Soprano : What're you talking about mope? I've been in a great mood lately
Carmela Soprano : [doubting him] right, I think you need to start therapy again, you're self-medicating, we haven't had sex since...
Tony Soprano : [interrupts her] you forget it: no therapy
Samantha Martin : [walks over to them after finishing her call, to Tony] you should really take a look at what they did to your mother's bedroom