The Sopranos (TV Series)
Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office (2000)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: Meadow Soprano
Quotes
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Carmela Soprano : [to Janice] how was the guest bed? Did you sleep alright?
Janice Soprano : [Nods] great, usually I bring my own pillow: ergonomic, I got ripped off at the bus stop in Rapid City
Tony Soprano : [after coming down from upstairs] what? Those pillows aren't good enough for pillows aren't to sleep on anymore?
Tony Soprano : [Before they hug each other] come here
Janice Soprano : Oh, look who decided to join us? My little brother
Tony Soprano : How you doing Jan...?
A.J. Soprano : [Reminding Tony Janice's surname] Parvati
Tony Soprano : [Pats him on the side of the head] I'm her brother, I get a pass
Tony Soprano : You look good, you look like... a teenager
Janice Soprano : [to everybody] my therapist says I'm "regressing"
Tony Soprano : Oh, your therapist? Who pays for that?
Janice Soprano : The State of Washington: total disability
Tony Soprano : Oh yeah, the Epstein-Barr
Janice Soprano : [Correcting him of the previous illness she had] "was", chronic Carpal Tunnel from my last job: the steamed milk machine
Janice Soprano : [Walking over to Tony at the kitchen bar counter] hey, I stayed up waiting for you, when did you get in?
Tony Soprano : Late, you know?
Tony Soprano : [Irritated] what the fuck is that smell?
Janice Soprano : Miso soup, its seaweed
A.J. Soprano : [to Tony, referring to Janice] she's been telling us all about Seattle
Tony Soprano : If I see those grunge pants on you, you'll be looking on the ground looking up
Meadow Soprano : [Jokingly] dad, how do you stay so hip?
Janice Soprano : [to AJ and Meadow] I'll be back in a sec, don't let your father near my soup: he makes fun of it but he'll eat anything before noon, that's not locked away
Carmela Soprano : You don't see your sister for years and right away, you're already starting on her diet?
Tony Soprano : Hey, believe me, she gets as good as she gets