The Sopranos (TV Series)

Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office (2000)

Bryan Greenberg: Peter McClure

Quotes 

• Tony Soprano : [During a therapy session with a new psychiatrist, referring to his car accident]  I told my family... I got "broadsided" but I passed out behind the wheel. See, my mother and me, we had a falling out and since then things have been good: a clean break

  Peter McClure : What kind of falling out?

  Tony Soprano : One of those unfortunate situations, a lot of screaming, profanity. Anyways, things are good and my sister came back, I mean it's good to see her I guess?

  Peter McClure : Cues from childhood kick in, an older sister that should be obvious enough

  Tony Soprano : Yeah but those feelings are starting to bleed into my business

  Peter McClure : What sort of business are you in?

  Tony Soprano : Commercial and non-transposable waste

  Peter McClure : [sighs, referring to the alias Tony told him]  Mr. "Spears", I watch the news like everyone else. I know who you are and I saw Analyze This and I don't need the ramifications of treating someone like yourself

  Tony Soprano : Analyze This?

  Peter McClure : Yeah

  Tony Soprano : Come on, it's a fuckin comedy

  Peter McClure : I'm not taking new patients right now