The Sopranos (TV Series)

Irregular Around the Margins (2004)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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Quotes 

• Christopher : What do you got to be stressed about? That bar?

  Adriana La Cerva : War, Christopher? The Middle East?

  Christopher : You don't listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fuckin' world; the whole world's gonna be under our control, so what are worked up about?

• Tony Soprano : [after kicking him]  you drew down on a boss of a fuckin family?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You lied to me, you were scoring coke with her, she admitted it

  Tony Soprano : [shouts]  so what? I can't get any relief from stress once in a while I don't got enough fuckin problems?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You sent me to North Carolina so you can fuck my girlfriend

  Tony Soprano : The fuck kind of animal do I think I am? The thought never entered my head!

  Christopher Moltisanti : You're a man, you're alone in the car with her

  Tony Soprano : You fuckin pushed me to this, you pushed me to this!

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : The way I see it Tony, he must've known the gun was empty. Look what he pumped into your car

  Christopher Moltisanti : [When trying to stand up to confront Paulie before being subdued by Frankie Cortese and Corky DiGioia]  what're you trying to say Paulie? The fuck are you trying to say Paulie?

  Tony Soprano : [Knees down in front of him, looking directly in his eyes]  now you tell me right now: you can take it into your heart that I did not do this shit. Or this is as far we go

• Christopher : You wanted to see me?

  Tony Soprano : Adriana ok?

  Christopher : Fine

  Tony Soprano : [while handing him a pencil he used to scrap off animal feces from his shoes]  people who don't clean up after their pets: pop this into that basket over there will ya? Its blind luck that accident. The cop told me he thought he was coming up to a fatality when he saw the car. I'd be thinking the same thing if I were you. But it's not true

  Christopher : I don't know what you're talking about

  Tony Soprano : Her car was in the shop. I was driving her home from work, that's all

  Christopher : In Dover?

  Tony Soprano : What difference does it make? You don't seem to give a shit she almost died. She could've been scarred up or paralyzed and you got a puss on?

  Christopher : What were you doing out there alone in the car with my fiancée?

  Tony Soprano : We were talking about you. You selfish prick, and how you were the best thing that ever happened to her

  Christopher : Oh, you don't think this fuckin devastates me?

  Tony Soprano : Frankly you scored so far over your head when you got her, what'd you expect?

  Christopher : The fuck you talking about?

  Tony Soprano : She's a knockout: a ten, and look at you. Your average at best so you better reconcile yourself with that or your going to be paranoid your whole life

  Christopher : So, this is my fuckin fault now?

  Tony Soprano : Nothing happened. I'm not going to say it again. You should've married that girl two years ago

  Christopher : Everyone knows you've been the biggest cooze hound the past four, five years. Your midlife crisis: you'd fuck a catcher's mitt

  Tony Soprano : On everything I hold sacred. On my children, there's nothing on with me and Adriana

• Christopher : [after showing them the van full of cigarettes]  I hit the fuckin motherload! Twenty G's a product a week: Little Paulie's behind me with the other half

  Corky DiGioia : Fuck me

  Christopher : Now, twenty percent of this load, they can stamp the packs for the vending machines, the rest, the cartons can go to the bodegas, let him worry about the stamps. I'm beat, I'm gonna hit the fuckin rack: have Ade cook me up a nice Carbonara

  Christopher : [after noticing Dante Greco and Corky DiGioia nervously look at each other]  What's the matter?

  Dante Greco : I don't know how to tell you but Adriana's in the hospital, she was in an accident

  Christopher : [shocked]  What, when?

  Corky DiGioia : Last night around two o'clock

  Christopher : Jesus Christ, what happened? Is she alright?

  Corky DiGioia : she got banged up but she's gonna be ok

  Christopher : The drinking and driving, I told her, where is she?

  Dante Greco : Mount Mercy, in Dover

  Christopher : Dover?

  Corky DiGioia : Apparently, they swerved to avoid hitting a deer in the road

  Christopher : They?

  Dante Greco : her and Tony

  Christopher : Tony? Soprano?

  Corky DiGioia : Uh huh

  Christopher : Is he alright?

  Dante Greco : Not a scratch, the fucking luck on this guy

  Christopher : [after thinking it over]  Oh, yeah Dover, right, she's got an aunt she's close to out there whose been sick, she's close to Tony's aunt

• Christopher : [referring to her diagnosis]  Irritable bowel syndrome?

  Adriana La Cerva : He'll know more when the tests come back, I still gotta bring him a stool sample

  Christopher : [disgusted]  Jesus, please

  Adriana La Cerva : You're the one who yelled at me to go to the doctor

  Christopher : I gotta know every detail?

  Adriana La Cerva : I could be very sick?

  Christopher : My aunt Josephine had colon cancer: her whole asshole rotted out

  Adriana La Cerva : I may have to go into therapy. Plus, his gonna put me on Prozac

  Christopher : For diarrhea?

  Adriana La Cerva : It'll help me cope, handle stress