- Tony Soprano: I stopped at a light yesterday and I see this nanny, black girl, pushin' a baby carriage. Comin' the other way, was another one with this old lady in a wheelchair starin' off into space.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: The circle of life.
- Tony Soprano: Circle-jerk of life. Where's the dignity?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: If you're lucky, in the end you can let go of you pride. Let your loved ones care for you.
- Tony Soprano: I'd rather they hold a pillow over my face.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I find it interesting you would say that. You tried to smother your mother with a pillow.
- Tony Soprano: What?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: In the hospital after her stroke.
- Tony Soprano: The fuck I did! I grabbed a pillow but it was... just to keep my hands occupied.
- Tony Soprano: What was your mother like? She ever let you down, do anything to hurt your feelings?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Of course she did. She was controlling, manipulative at times. She also never tried to kill me.
- Tony Soprano: I pushed her over the edge.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: By placing her in a lovely retirement community.
- Tony Soprano: It's a nursing home!
- Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
- [everyone laughs]
- Tony Soprano: You're gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up?
- Tony Soprano: What you lose a little weight?
- Agent Dwight Harris: Ah...
- Vito Spatafore: You look good. Atkins, right?
- Agent Dwight Harris: I caught a parasite over there. Doctors don't know what it is.
- Christopher Moltisanti: What do they eat, tabooli?
- Agent Dwight Harris: Actually that's why I'm here. I been dyin' for a Satriale's veal parm hero.
- [walks in]
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole out.
- Tony Soprano: [shrugs] Kinda feel bad for the guy.
- Vito Spatafore: [Phil walks in] Oh! Finally! Startin' to grow mushrooms out my ass.
- Phil Leotardo: There's an image.
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: You have such a low opinion of people?
- Tony Soprano: Let me tell you somethin', A.J. I don't care how close you are, in the end your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they're the only ones you can depend on.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I lost my uppers.
- Tony Soprano: Probably upstairs.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: God fuck it all!
- Tony Soprano: Relax, will ya? We'll find them.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: The phone keeps ringing, and then they hang up.
- Tony Soprano: It's probably salespeople.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I know who it is!
- Tony Soprano: Pussy Malanga, I know. We'll get J. Edgar Hoover right on it.
- Tony Soprano: Tell ya what, you go upstairs and look for your teet'. I'm gonna fix ya somethin' to eat. OK?
- [goes to the kitchen]
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I had a banana in there!
- Tony Soprano: Alright, we'll find that too.
- Vito Spatafore: I'll tell ya, one of the best things about droppin' the weight? All new wardrobe. I keep it up I'm gonna need Clothing Anonymous.
- Raymond Curto: You shoulda called your sponsor before you bought that jacket.
- Vito Spatafore: [to Eugene] Look at this guy. Members Only? How long you been wearin' that?
- Agent Ron Gosling: [Eugene meets with Agents Gosling and Sanseverino] So, where you been, buddy? Haven't heard from you lately.
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Busy, you know? My kid has some problems.
- Agent Ron Gosling: That's rough. Thing is, Gene-O, you gotta keep in touch with me. You're gonna have a chance to help out in even more important ways.
- Eugene Pontecorvo: What do you mean?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: We lost a major asset this month.
- Agent Ron Gosling: Point is...
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Was Ray Curto a cooperator?
- Agent Ron Gosling: The way things are shaping up, you're a designated hitter.
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Look, Ron, we talked about Florida, okay?
- Agent Ron Gosling: Gene, that's not gonna happen.
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Here among your friends is where you're useful.
- Eugene Pontecorvo: I told you, you tell your bosses, I'd come back for any trial!
- Agent Ron Gosling: Florida's just one of those things you gotta let go.
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [silent for a moment, perturbed, but finally gives in] Okay.
- Agent Ron Gosling: So, the feast at St. Joe's - Tony gave some rulings on the unions. Were any made guys from New York there?
- [Eugene sighs]
- Tony Soprano: [while digging in Junior's backyard, helping him find his buried money] I'm digging half way to China, there's nothing here
- Junior Soprano: Forty thousand I had, my share of the Bohack's haul from the seventies
- Tony Soprano: Did you wrap it right?
- Junior Soprano: Wrap what?
- Tony Soprano: The money
- Junior Soprano: He knows I need that fuckin money for my re-trial
- Tony Soprano: Who?
- Junior Soprano: You know who
- Tony Soprano: No, I don't know who that's why I asked you
- Junior Soprano: Malanga
- Tony Soprano: Will you stop with that? Pussy Malanga's dead, 6 years now. I should dig him up already
- Junior Soprano: [Not realizing his repeating himself caused by dementia] forty thousand I had, my share of the Bohack's haul from the seventies
- Tony Soprano: We'll look later, your going to be late for the doctor
- Tony Soprano: [to Janice after she and Bobby arrived late] let me ask you something: is your time more valuable than mine?
- Junior Soprano: Where's the baby?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Sorry Tone, the car seat, the other stuff, packing it in there takes forever, you probably remember that?
- Tony Soprano: No I don't. I didn't do that crap
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: How you feeling uncle Jun?
- Tony Soprano: His late enough, come on
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: A hello to your niece maybe?
- Tony Soprano: [to his niece Nica while she sits in the stroller, then to Bobby] hi sweetie how are ya? Help him get ready will ya?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [Referring to uncle Jun, after he and Bobby left the room] so, how's he doing?
- Tony Soprano: His Knucklehead Smiff, that's how his doing. His fuckin paranoid, he doesn't remember if he ate or not
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: The man is not competent
- Tony Soprano: Not again with that come on
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: And he has the money for assisted living
- Tony Soprano: His got legal bills up the ass
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: So, he can sell this museum and move to Green Grove
- Tony Soprano: Fuck assisted living, you remember what they did to ma?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: She was thriving there
- Tony Soprano: He stays where he is. His our uncle it's the least we could do
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Hey Tone
- Tony Soprano: Hey
- Eugene Pontecorvo: My sports book down in Roseville Baccalà's still making things unpleasant
- Tony Soprano: God damn him
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [while placing a gift bag on the table] listen Tone, I got you something, you Carm, and the kids: David Hume watches, eighteen karat gold, diamond center
- Tony Soprano: Why do I think there's a jeweler somewhere filing a insurance claim today
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Actually it ain't what it is. My aunt Eady died
- Tony Soprano: No, the one that moved to California back in the sixties?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Great lady, only person in my life that made me feel special
- Tony Soprano: What're you going do?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Anyway she did pretty well. She was married to Victor Bourger's agent. She left me an inheritance, just over two mill
- Tony Soprano: [Leans back in his chair] whoa
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [laughs] yeah
- Tony Soprano: Well, congratulations. Make sure you invest it
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Yeah well, that's what I kind of wanted to talk to you about. Deanne, me, and the kids you know how much we love Florida right?
- Tony Soprano: What'd you want to put some money on the street down there?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: I was thinking about buying a place in Fort Myers, retiring there actually
- Tony Soprano: [Surprised] retiring? What're you? A hockey player?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: I'm going to be fifty in three years Tone. My dad died when he was fifty-two
- Tony Soprano: You took an oath Gene. There's no retiring from this
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [Referring to Joseph Bonanno, the mob boss that did retire] Well, I thought about that and it was Joe Bananas
- Tony Soprano: [Amused] come on huh? What about your sports book? Your other responsibilities? What am I suppose to do with those?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Benny. We know Bobby wants it. It's just that we go back a long way Tone
- Tony Soprano: Yeah we do, CYO basketball, can you believe that?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: It'd mean a lot to me and Deanne
- Tony Soprano: Let me think about it
- Deanne Pontecorvo: [while looking at the brochure of homes they intend to buy when Eugene retires] Look at this one with the pool
- Ally Pontecorvo: Yeah, we can go swimming
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [when retuning home] Guess who's parked in the driveway again?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: Did you talk to Tony?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Looks good: he gave me a hug
- Deanne Pontecorvo: did he like the watches?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [assuming Tony is more likely going to let him retire by giving him the expensive watches] do I know my psychology?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: the realtor called, she said she's emailing the pictures
- Eugene Pontecorvo: The one on River Road?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: Split level: the four-bedroom
- Deanne Pontecorvo: [smiles] They lost the buyer
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [when he sees his son] Hey, there he is, where you going?
- Robbie Pontecorvo: Kevin's
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Who else is gonna be there?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: Gene...
- Eugene Pontecorvo: What's with this hostility all the time, you want a smack in the mouth?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: Gene...
- Robbie Pontecorvo: [adamantly] I told you I'm not getting high anymore
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [rubs his cheek] I believe you
- Robbie Pontecorvo: Stop fuckin touching me
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [shouts, before his son ignores him and leaves] Watch your mouth in front of your sister, I have a right to know who your friends are
- Sushi Waitress: [while in a Japanese restaurant, gesturing to each piece of sushi after serving it to them] Spicy shrimp handroll: that's Nori's favorite. Special eel tail, and oysters, you tell me when you want to stop
- Tony Soprano: keep it coming
- Carmela Soprano: I don't know about you, but ever since we found this place, I catch myself fantasying about this
- Tony Soprano: [jokingly] Me too, sometimes during sex
- Carmela Soprano: So, I had a nightmare the other night, did I wake you up?
- Tony Soprano: No
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to Adriana La Cerva who supposedly ran away] Ade was in the house, my spec house
- Tony Soprano: What, was she gonna buy it?
- Carmela Soprano: We were just talking. Speaking of which, did you call that guy? The inspector at the building department?
- Tony Soprano: I will, I promise
- Carmela Soprano: His coming on Friday, it could the last chance I get a reversal on the stop work order
- Tony Soprano: Alright, I'll call
- Carmela Soprano: I wonder where she is?
- Carmela Soprano: [when he doesn't respond] Ade
- Tony Soprano: I told you: she probably met some guy
- Carmela Soprano: Not call anyone for over a year?
- Tony Soprano: [when eating a piece] What's this? There's sauce on the shrimp
- Carmela Soprano: [after the waitress serves them another platter of sushi] So, I was over by Ginny's, that situation is not going so well, Johnny couped up, awaiting trial. Plus, now their fighting asset seizure, they could lose everything, the house, the condo by the shore
- Tony Soprano: You know Jimmy Petrille? The rat that gave up John? He was like an uncle to him, why do you think I toss at night? It ain't just the apnea
- Carmela Soprano: I noticed you haven't been taking your antidepressants
- Tony Soprano: [jokingly] And yet the bonefish are back in season: we should count our blessings, the kind of season I just had
- Carmela Soprano: Your right, we're very lucky
- Tony Soprano: forty dollars for a piece of fish they flew in first class. I think we're more than lucky?
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [referring to Eugene asking Tony if he can retire] He said his thinking about it, what'd you want me to tell you?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: How many years have we dreamt about this, to get out of this shit? I mean, every time someone we know gets arrested...
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [interrupts her] I know, will you stop?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: [preferring to the home they want to buy] I'm worried: we've already made the offer
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [sternly] I'm doing everything I can
- Ally Pontecorvo: [overhearing them, walking into their room] Why are you fighting?
- Deanne Pontecorvo: We're not fighting sweetie, we're talking
- Eugene Pontecorvo: [picks her up and hugs her] How come your not in bed, huh?
- Ally Pontecorvo: I don't know
- Deanne Pontecorvo: All I'm saying is he has to see this is a huge "opportunity" for us
- Eugene Pontecorvo: Give the man time to process
- Phil Leotardo: [visiting him in prison, referring to Tony Soprano, intentionally talking in code] so the split with your friend in Jersey, it should be the same as the old business we do over there
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: that's Public Works, this isn't
- Phil Leotardo: I'll hold the "line"
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: don't turn it into World War Three. So, day to day, how you getting along with Tony?
- Phil Leotardo: you asked me to bury the hatchet, I'm doing it out of respect to you, am I still grieving over my brother Bill? That'll never go away
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I appreciate it, with me in here...
- Phil Leotardo: I hear you
- Phil Leotardo: [when seeing Ginny and Anthony arriving to visit John] your bride: she's a "rock" for you kid
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: her brother's fitting me for contacts. When the trial starts, I don't wanna be reading documents in the courtroom with glasses, looks weak
- Hesh Rabkin: [while they visit Hesh's s son-in-law Eli in the hospital, explaining to Tony what happened] We're having dinner Sunday, new Chinese restaurant near Mill Basin, we get jumped by three guys in a Lexus
- Christopher Moltisanti: [surprised] Chinks did this?
- Hesh Rabkin: [annoyed by Christopher's comment] What're you trying to be fuckin funny, you want a smack in the mouth?
- Christopher Moltisanti: What? I was serious
- Hesh Rabkin: [to Vito, referring to who's responsible for Eli's injuries] It was your cousin Phil Leotardo
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to Tony] I told you he was a prick
- Vito Spatafore: We were just with him
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher and Vito, referring to Hesh] Let him talk
- Hesh Rabkin: [to Tony] I got some money on the street over there. Apparently, it got back to Phil's guy Gerry Torciano
- Vito Spatafore: [referring to Gerry's nickname] The Hairdo?
- Hesh Rabkin: He claims that he thought Eli here was some independent shy, trying to poach his customers
- Christopher Moltisanti: [when noticing the medical device, not paying to Hesh] Is that a catheter?
- Hesh Rabkin: Eli has massive internal bleeding and the fuckin skin is sheering off his hips. My daughter's beside herself
- Tony Soprano: [to Vito, after thinking it over] You send someone to Brooklyn and you talk to Phil about this moot, this...
- Hesh Rabkin: Gerry Torciano
- Tony Soprano: [after walking down the stairs] oh, "Joe College", where's your mother?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: she went to the outlet store with Aunt Roe
- Tony Soprano: [when noticing the suit jacket hanging on the chair] is that the jacket we got you for Christmas?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I'm lending it to Matt
- Tony Soprano: [to Meadow when she walks in the room] hey, how was the interview with the internship?
- Meadow Soprano: it got moved to next week
- Tony Soprano: oh, would you mind keeping in the loop? Since it was my lawyer who set it up?
- Meadow Soprano: [while he kisses her] ok
- Tony Soprano: Matt don't have his own clothes?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: his borrowing it for a party
- Tony Soprano: oh, good, you'll never see it again
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: You have such a low opinion of people
- Tony Soprano: let me tell you something AJ, I don't care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family, they're the only ones you can depend on
- Ginny Sacrimoni: [while visiting John in prison] Some people from the IRS came by, they inventoried the entire house
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Maybe I should sell the car? At least get some liquidity out of it
- Anthony Infante: The Maserati? I can't say I disagree
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [shakes his head] It breaks my fuckin heart
- Ginny Sacrimoni: Christopher Moltisanti came over to the house asking about it: he'll pay cash, he said
- Anthony Infante: There's something else, John, Phil-related
- Anthony Infante: [after John nods, referring to Gerry Torciano and Hesh] the "Hairdo", his in a beef with the Jew
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [irritated] What? God damn it, what?
- Anthony Infante: [referring to Eli Kaplan and Tony Soprano] the Jew's son in law, it got physical. Anyway, your friend from Jersey got involved but he can't get Phil to focus
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Do I not have enough on my fuckin mind?
- Anthony Infante: The friend from Jersey asked me to tell you
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [angrily to Anthony] Well, then you call Phil, and have him fuckin handle it
- Ginny Sacrimoni: [sternly] Don't yell at my brother John, his trying to do "right" by us
- Ginny Sacrimoni: [after taking the photos out of her purse] Pictures from Allegra's shower