The Sopranos (TV Series)
No Show (2002)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : [singing from inside his car as he pulls up to the guys at the no-work construction site] If I were a carpenter and you were a douche-bag...
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[famous 'last words']
Christopher Moltisanti : This is my Goodbye Party with heroin.
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Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to Danielle"] There's "something" wrong with that broad
Adriana La Cerva : There's "something" wrong with you
Christopher Moltisanti : [while taking out a jewelry case and giving it to her] Yeah? Here's what's wrong with me
Adriana La Cerva : [when seeing the diamond bracelet inside the case] Holy shit, oh my God! These diamonds!
Christopher Moltisanti : Harry Winston baby, got more "karats" than Bugs Bunny
Adriana La Cerva : Christopher...
Christopher Moltisanti : I had a great conversation with Silvio today
Adriana La Cerva : What? Tell me
Christopher Moltisanti : Let's just say Carmela ain't gonna be "first lady" forever
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Christopher Moltisanti : [meeting inside Nuovo Vesuvio] Sorry, I'm late, what's up?
Tony Soprano : You tell me, I got a call from Jack Massarone from Massarone Construction. A very angry call
Christopher Moltisanti : [assuming Tony is referring to a prank that was done at the construction site] the M-80 in the porter potty, I told Benny not to
Tony Soprano : [angrily] Don't fuck with me on this
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the material that was stolen] fiberoptic shit
Tony Soprano : So, you knew it was gonna be boosted?
Christopher Moltisanti : No... well, yeah, I mean Patsy mentioned something...
Tony Soprano : [interrupts him] Oh, Jesus Christ, if I wanted Patsy in charge. Use your fuckin head
Christopher Moltisanti : I'm sorry, I thought I was
Tony Soprano : By drawing heat to a quarter billion-dollar job? Think! The big fuckin picture, huh?
Christopher Moltisanti : Aren't they insured?
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Christopher Moltisanti : [after looking through the refrigerator] one beer left?
Adriana La Cerva : Danielle was over: we had pizza
Christopher Moltisanti : I figured out what's wrong with that broad and it's some bad shit
Adriana La Cerva : what's the matter baby? Tony again?
Christopher Moltisanti : I owe this guy a lot but he's a fuckin jerk sometimes, like his never heard of a "learning curve?" You know what? I'm gonna get high
Adriana La Cerva : [referring to his promotion] I thought you were gonna stop using junk because of your new job?
Christopher Moltisanti : I am, this is my goodbye party with heroin, want to do a hit?
Adriana La Cerva : I don't know, I did some "blow" at the club. It's funny with Tony, it's like Danielle was saying, how we send food to the poorer countries, "no good deed goes unpunished"
Christopher Moltisanti : what is it with you and this girl?
Adriana La Cerva : what? I can't have friends?
Christopher Moltisanti : you're amazing you know that? With all your intelligence, you never see the "big picture", you met her where?
Adriana La Cerva : at the mall, so?
Christopher Moltisanti : think, Adriana, think, girl like that, ass like that, she don't have a boyfriend, she don't like Paulie
Adriana La Cerva : oh, like his Jude Law?
Christopher Moltisanti : whatever, are you that fuckin blind? She's a dike!