The Sopranos (TV Series)

Sentimental Education (2004)

Robert Iler: A.J. Soprano

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Quotes 

• Tony Soprano : [to Carmela, referring to AJ]  I laid it out for him: if he wants to move back here, it's gotta be with your full approval

  Carmela Soprano : [to AJ]  this was your idea?

  A.J. Soprano : it was mutual

  Tony Soprano : His upset because he don't get the kind of cereal he likes

  A.J. Soprano : He threw it in the sink, how am I supposed to focus at school with no breakfast? I got dizzy

  Carmela Soprano : I'm sorry, I don't see why the two of you can't work this out between yourselves

  A.J. Soprano : Maybe I don't want to live in a place where people use violence against children?

  Tony Soprano : Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass

  A.J. Soprano : [to his mother]  You, see? That's abuse, I know what my rights are, I can call Social Services and they'll send a case worker

  Tony Soprano : go ahead, you'll get the other shoe! This is demoralizing

  Carmela Soprano : [to Tony]  Now you see...

  Tony Soprano : [interrupts her]  That a son of mine would even consider calling in the authorities

  Tony Soprano : [irritated, to AJ]  Go ahead, live with your mother

  Meadow Soprano : [walking past them, jokingly]  Family meeting? Try and stay awake AJ

  Tony Soprano : Keep walking

  A.J. Soprano : [to his mother]  I just want my old room back

  Carmela Soprano : You wanted to live with your father: live with your decision

  A.J. Soprano : I don't like it there

  Carmela Soprano : That's funny, I thought I was the problem? I make you miserable, remember?

  A.J. Soprano : I never said that

  Carmela Soprano : You did

  Tony Soprano : absolutely

  Carmela Soprano : [after thinking it over]  For me to even consider having you back, we're going to establish some non-negotiable ground rules

  A.J. Soprano : What kind?

  Tony Soprano : Let your mother talk

  Carmela Soprano : First and foremost, school comes first: that means putting the brakes on your social life. Parties, phone calls, Devin, you are at a crisis point grade-wise. So, you will make sure your schoolwork is done on time and correctly

  A.J. Soprano : Alright

  Carmela Soprano : I will not tolerate cursing

  A.J. Soprano : after sixteen years of potty mouth from you people, I get slammed?

  Carmela Soprano : This is my house: you will treat me with respect

  A.J. Soprano : Is that it?

  Carmela Soprano : I want you to involve me in your life a little

  A.J. Soprano : [after thinking it over]  Fine

  Tony Soprano : Alright, go get your stuff in the car

• A.J. Soprano : [sarcastically, after realizing Tony mistakenly ate his cereal]  great

  Tony Soprano : Hey, I thought you liked the other one, the Corn Pops: here take it

  A.J. Soprano : [when looking in the refrigerator]  No juice either?

  Tony Soprano : I told you write it down and I'll have the girl pick up whatever you want.

  A.J. Soprano : She doesn't know the difference between Fruit Roll-ups and Pop-Tarts

  Tony Soprano : I know, everybody's an idiot to you

  Tony Soprano : [sarcastically]  You know there's these places called supermarkets where you go buy the "things" that you like, I'll reimburse you

  A.J. Soprano : When am I supposed to do that?

  Tony Soprano : As far as I can tell you spend most of the time on the phone or sitting on the couch perfecting that pissy look on your face

  A.J. Soprano : Add coming home drunk sounds like you.