The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Happy Wanderer (2000)

Lillo Brancato: Matt Bevilaqua

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Quotes 

• Silvio Dante : [losing at poker as Matt Bevilaqua tries to sweep up the crumbs under his chair]  What the fuck are YOU doing?

  Tony Soprano : Sil, take it easy.

  Silvio Dante : I'm losing my balls over heeeere! This fuckin' moron's playing Hazel? Get the fuck outta here!

  Matt Bevilaqua : I was just trying to sweep the cheese away from...

  Silvio Dante : Why? Why NOW? Leave it there!

  Matt Bevilaqua : I don't know, I was just...

  Silvio Dante : What?

  [to Tony] 

  Silvio Dante : Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get 'em? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying ta...

  [to Matt, shouting] 

  Silvio Dante : Leave the fuckin' cheese there! All right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fuckin' cocksuckin' cheese WHERE IT IS!

  [Scoops the rest of the food from his plate onto the floor] 

  Silvio Dante : Here, here, here! Go ahead. Have a good time!

  [Sits back down to make a bet] 

  Silvio Dante : 800.

  Dr. Ira Freid : Call.

  Silvio Dante : [to Dr. Fried]  And why don't you go fix a fuckin' dick or whatever the fuck it is you do.