The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Happy Wanderer (2000)

Dominic Chianese: Junior Soprano

Quotes 

• Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading.

• Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : He was my younger brother. He was between me and your father in age. His name was Eckley. Actually, Ercoli. Hercules. Named after my grandfather.

  Tony Soprano : What are you saying? I got another uncle?

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Sharp as a fucking cue ball. Yeah, I'm saying. Your father and me had a brother you didn't know about. It was different in those days. Mother and father didn't even speak the language. They couldn't take care of a kid like that. God bless your grandmother. She went to every charity home in this fucking state till she found one that she felt would take good care of him.

  Tony Soprano : What are you saying, he was retarded?

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Why don't you go fuck yourself. He was slow! He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft. If it was today, they might have trained him. Get him a job. They didn't understand these things back then.

  Tony Soprano : I remember my mother and father arguing about - something. I don't know. She kept talking about my father's feeble-minded brother, but I always thought she meant you.

• Tony Soprano : [while talking privately in Junior's doctor's clinic]  so you ok with this?

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Do I got a "choice"?

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly]  Yeah, you got a "choice", you can continue running the game

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : You know I'm under fuckin house arrest you "cute" fuck

  Tony Soprano : Well, then take the "bite" I give you and be happy: either way, I'm having the Executive Game

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : You know, your father and me started that game over thirty years ago, we were talking one day on how credit card companies you know, how they worked their "angle?" They didn't care what the fuck you bought: as long as you didn't pay all at once. They'd "juice" your debt and you'd thank them for letting you have one of their cards. There's a certain kind of player: that's why we call it the "Executive Game", my brother Johnny was one keen motherfucker

  Tony Soprano : [Sarcastically]  oh yeah, that's why he left us with Chee Chee Beans

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [Amused]  you don't know what you're talking about. Your father left Livia with a "package" that could choke a fuckin elephant. I gotta tell you? She's like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm and crying the blues because she has no bread. Please, they don't make them like Johnny