- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after a near-death experience] Every day's a gift.
- [pause]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Talking privately in Tony's basement] what's wrong? What's the matter?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Genuinely reminding him] you know I've always been loyal to you?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What'd are trying to tell me?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Shamefully crying] I can't even say it... Adriana
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What about her?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The Feds
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Jesus fucking Christ, how fucking long?
- Christopher Moltisanti: A year, I don't know exactly
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When'd you find out?
- Christopher Moltisanti: She just told me last night
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What they know? What'd she give them?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I don't know, I think a lot
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Tony rips his shirt open to check for a wire] how could you even think that?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Forcefully grabbing him] where is she? Where the fuck is she?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Nervously] She's home
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Sensing Tony wants him to kill Adriana and pleading] I can't, Tony, please don't make me do it
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Crying and hugging him] I can't do it
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Looking directly in his eyes] I'll take care of it, go upstairs and go out the back door. Don't talk to Carmela, go somewhere and get some coffee, you wait until I call you, it'll be OK, I'll take care of it, now go
- Viper: [after realizing Tony and Christopher robbed them of the wine they originally intended to steal] what the fuck?
- Biker #1: Who the fuck are you guys?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Pointing a gun at them] that's who I am you lazy cock sucker
- Viper: [Putting their hands up] whoa
- Biker #1: [Putting their hands up] take it easy
- Christopher Moltisanti: On the ground or I'll blow your greasy fucking heads off
- Viper: You guys cops?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Sarcastically to Tony] how's your incision lieutenant?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Jokingly while continuing to load the wine into his SUV] 10-4
- Viper: You're fucking with The Vipers here asshole
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Sarcastically] oh, really? What's that? Your Girl Scout troop?
- Biker #1: Look...
- Christopher Moltisanti: SHUT UP, fucking douche bag
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after finishing loading the rest of the wine in his SUV and whispers to Christopher] let's go
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Celebrating in a restaurant after robbing bikers of their wine] how about that prick's face when he saw your gun?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Imitating one of the bikers] whoa, take it easy
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Imitating one of the bikers] "we're with The Vipers
- Christopher Moltisanti: How's that wine? Good?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It really is, I've got to say
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Referring to the biker] I've got to tell you, when he pulled the trigger I almost shit myself
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Slowly sipping the wine]
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'll be honest, I miss it sometimes: the wine
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You should make a toast at your wedding, at least
- Christopher Moltisanti: It takes disciple, set limits for myself
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Pouring Christopher some wine] you know, in Italy they consider wine food?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Oh yeah?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [They toast to each other] Solute
- Christopher Moltisanti: Solute
- Christopher Moltisanti: You think about the shit we've been through? The shit we've done? We're like the three Musketeers
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: We've got a bond, that's very special
- Christopher Moltisanti: You saved my life: in a lot of ways
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I know you've been there for me too, don't think I don't know that
- Christopher Moltisanti: There were times that were hard for the both of us, I didn't understand
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You were young and stubborn
- Christopher Moltisanti: You always had my back though
- Christopher Moltisanti: I love you Tony
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I love you too
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after she spent a long time in the bathroom getting ready] the fuck you doing in there? We're going to miss the previews
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while she remains silent] what? Tell me your earring went into the fuckin drain again
- Kelli Lombardo: [Nervously] I'm pregnant. I know it's my fault. I know I shouldn't have let you take off the rubber. I thought we were ok. I was due for my period. My cycle's like clockwork...
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Interrupts her by putting his hand up] stop
- Kelli Lombardo: I'll call the clinic tomorrow...
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Interrupts her again, walks up to her and holds her cheek] stop talking, let's get married
- Kelli Lombardo: [Surprised] What?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Drive to AC and make a day out of it
- Kelli Lombardo: Are you serious?
- Kelli Lombardo: [after seeing him teary eyed] Christopher I love you
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Touching her abdomen] my baby. My ex, she couldn't have kids and I wanted them so bad
- Kelli Lombardo: The one that ran out on you?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I bet she's having some other asshole's baby, that fuckin tramp
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [when Christopher shows his wedding ring to them] is that what I think it is?
- Christopher Moltisanti: you are now looking at a newly wedded man
- Patsy Parisi: [smiles and raises his glass to him] holy shit!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Kelli?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after Christopher nods] what the fuck brought this on?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to Kelli is pregnant with his child] a "visit from the stork coming up"
- Silvio Dante: [jokingly] you ever heard of "pulling out?"
- Patsy Parisi: [referring to the sex of the baby] know what you're having?
- Christopher Moltisanti: boy, I hope. I'll tell you T, with the example you set, plus the wisdom I learned in AA, it's an inspiration: building blocks, home, family
- Silvio Dante: yeah, that's what it's all about kid
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [talking privately] Couple guys we know: their... Lebanese or some shit, they diverted a truck, a whole semi-trailer full of Centrum Multivitamins
- Phil Leotardo: That's a fuckin' score
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: yeah, the thing is, it's gotta be unloaded out of state because the troopers are on it, you interested? It could be distributed in... Long Island
- Phil Leotardo: [referring to the percentage of the profit] What's my end?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Fifty, fifty
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: But it's gotta be done now: tonight
- Phil Leotardo: [after thinking it over] Alright, in this case, I thinking we should spare John the stress of hearing about this
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [before agreeing to the deal by shaking hands] Well, the situation his in, his got enough to deal with
- Carmela Soprano: [after seeing her during the festival] Hi, I saw you were on the committee: That's so great
- Liz La Cerva: Carmela Soprano, how's your daughter?
- Carmela Soprano: Fine
- Liz La Cerva: Well, mine is dead
- Carmela Soprano: Oh my God, when? What happened?
- Liz La Cerva: [implying Christopher killed Adriana] When? That piece of shit, your nephew
- Carmela Soprano: They broke up: she ran off
- Liz La Cerva: She hasn't called me for almost two years: my birthday? Christmas?
- Carmela Soprano: You two always did have a very "difficult relationship"
- Liz La Cerva: The FBI came to my home, you'd be "amazed" at the questions they asked me
- Carmela Soprano: Liz...
- Liz La Cerva: [interrupts her] They admit it, they "think" that he killed her
- Carmela Soprano: Come on, your drunk
- Liz La Cerva: Drunk? It's called "depression." I haven't had a drink in years
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while in Christopher's Maserati] There were times when I was a kid, my friend Ronnie and I would play on the floor in the kitchen: matchbox cars or whatever. He'd go home and his fuckin knees would be filthy, his elbows, she never cleaned my mother. Fuckin house was a pigsty. Ronnie's mother made him stop coming over, it was so dirty
- Corky Caporale: It's fucked up
- Christopher Moltisanti: Embarrassing, my kid it'll be different, he'll be proud of his house: Wait till you see this place
- Corky Caporale: [referring to the hit on Rusty] So that "thing" on Rusty Millo, I heard it happened?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [nods, hands him an envelope with money and heroin as payment] Good job: it's a little less cash than we talked about. There's a "bonus" in there for you
- Corky Caporale: It's ok if I "fix"? Or just take me to my car?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [giving him his approval] "Rock out with your cock out"
- Christopher Moltisanti: [describing the new home his purchasing] Fireplace, Parquet floors, bumper pool table in the basement
- Corky Caporale: what?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The house I'm getting: you'll come over. Christmas, Christmas eve maybe? We're gonna start a tradition
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while watching Corky inject himself with heroin, referring to entering rehab] You know, you gotta get yourself some help with that shit
- Corky Caporale: [nods] I will, I'm gonna
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I was at the feast, Saint Elzéar
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I think for us kids was to blow powdered sugar on each other from the Zeppoles
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Thousands of people either praying, or eating. Anyway, my sister was on this ride with my niece when it lurched forward pretty bad
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: God
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Jokingly] He wasn't there, just Elzéar. But He wasn't so busy getting money pinned to his ass when the bolt snapped
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [laughs at his joke] were they hurt?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You look around they're all lined up for this shit. The kids, the adults, families
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Right
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah, they pay money so they can almost puke, they scream, they yell
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Why do you think that is?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: They're bored
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Are you bored?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Am I bored? I got shot in the pancreas and I recovered. No brain damage from the septic shock that everybody figured I'd have. You know my feelings, every day's a gift. It It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [When she doesn't respond] I'm joking
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [When she continues not to respond] What are you gonna do? It's a human condition
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [confused] What is?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I don't know
- [Father Jose calmly extorts Paulie over the usage of a statue's solid gold hat]
- Father Jose: Given the tenor of this conversation, I sense there's a possible criminal element in this neighborhood that could endanger this precious piece of local history.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: But for 50 grand... you wouldn't have that sense!
- Father Jose: It would demonstrate to me that you take this feast as seriously as the people who began it.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Okay Father. Nice meeting you.
- [Paulie walks up to the statue and yells at it, as if to hurt its feelings]
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuck the hat!